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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Morrow" data-source="post: 4853196" data-attributes="member: 301">Dear Mom,Sorry I did not rite you sooner. I meaned to but since I riting is hard and you can not read good Idid not think you would mind so I waited til now cause we are gonna maybe die soon so I wantedtoo rite a letter now while I still can. Do not worry. Things are good. If we die it will be cause of about a hundrid dozen evil creatures we are about to fight. So that is good.Things in Farshore are good. We are still working for Lady Vandahborin. She sent us to givepresents to a evil giant turtle so it would stop eating our boats. Remember those bad things I toldyou about that those bad guys are gonna use to do bad things to where you live and where I live?Garnham says I should not menshun names in my letter in case it is interseptid. We found outwhere they are from and are trying to fix it.I made a new friend on the way here. He is part of the same church as me. I could not talk to himmuch because Maggie has a crush on him and she got jellis when he and me were talking about ourfavorit way to kill evil things. Speaking of killing evil things we killed a lot of them on the way here.Some of them were really neet. There were all these snake peepul that had dizeezis. And a spike withtennacles. And there were giant bugs and then other giant bugs and there was a brain with a beakand tennacles. You would have liked it. I know you do not approve of me always killing evil thingsbut most of the time they started it and I made sure none of them are your relatives.We found an underground city of strange men. The longer I am a dwarf the more I like itunderground. It is kind of strange. Sometimes if I put my head on the ground I can almost hearthings in the rocks. I kind of like it. They were nice and we are bringing them to Farshore so theycan live with us.We are going to go kill a bunch of giant evil mind control fish and snaky tennacle faced evil cultguys now so I got to stop riting now.I miss you. My girlfriend Rowan is doing good. You would like her because she is evil like yourfavorite aunt Mildrew. Not just like Great Aunt Mildrew though because she doesn’t try to kill meevery time she sees me like Aunt Mildrew used to. Not every time anyway. Even though she is evilRowyn is usually nice to me. She is really good at things that Garnham says it is not propreet to putin a letter to my mom so I will tell you all about it in person nest time I can get home to visit.I will send you this letter as soon as I can unless I die furst.Your son,Dexter Black</blockquote>

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