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<blockquote data-quote="Elemental" data-source="post: 3168061" data-attributes="member: 7931"><p>"This Merit does not protect the character against being sent into orbit, sealed in Lucite, having his soul stolen or transformed into a rutabaga, though his mind (if not his sanity) will survive all of these things. He will merely be an invulnerable, soulless, rutabaga orbiting the Earth in a lucite block while his enemies look for a third Pope to bless a dagger."</p><p></p><p><em>Mage: Guide to the Traditions</em></p><p></p><p></p><p>"Groin Shot: This manouvere can also used with a kick, a punch, a weapon (nobody wants a baseball bat down there) or even a headbutt (sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do)."</p><p></p><p>"Mental Problems (variable drawback): Your character has some major malfunction."</p><p></p><p>"The fate of Apocalypse's original inhabitants is simple. Tree ate 'em."</p><p></p><p><em>Buffy the Vampire Slayer RPG</em></p><p></p><p></p><p>"These magical lizards have been high on opium for the last thousand years."</p><p></p><p>That's from an <em>Exalted</em> supplement, relating to stoner dinosaurs designed to be living drug factories, genetically engineered by bored demigods thousands of years ago. They eat opium non-stop, and urinate pure heroin, which is then carted away for processing. :\ </p><p></p><p></p><p>There's always the NPC skill listings in the non-d20 <em>Call of Cthulu</em>. You've got skill ratings for such things as "Mumble Incoherently", "Browse For Food" and "Lunge Unexpectedly".</p><p></p><p>And a vampire's habitat is listed as "wherever innocence is undefended".</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Elemental, post: 3168061, member: 7931"] "This Merit does not protect the character against being sent into orbit, sealed in Lucite, having his soul stolen or transformed into a rutabaga, though his mind (if not his sanity) will survive all of these things. He will merely be an invulnerable, soulless, rutabaga orbiting the Earth in a lucite block while his enemies look for a third Pope to bless a dagger." [I]Mage: Guide to the Traditions[/I] "Groin Shot: This manouvere can also used with a kick, a punch, a weapon (nobody wants a baseball bat down there) or even a headbutt (sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do)." "Mental Problems (variable drawback): Your character has some major malfunction." "The fate of Apocalypse's original inhabitants is simple. Tree ate 'em." [I]Buffy the Vampire Slayer RPG[/I] "These magical lizards have been high on opium for the last thousand years." That's from an [I]Exalted[/I] supplement, relating to stoner dinosaurs designed to be living drug factories, genetically engineered by bored demigods thousands of years ago. They eat opium non-stop, and urinate pure heroin, which is then carted away for processing. :\ There's always the NPC skill listings in the non-d20 [I]Call of Cthulu[/I]. You've got skill ratings for such things as "Mumble Incoherently", "Browse For Food" and "Lunge Unexpectedly". And a vampire's habitat is listed as "wherever innocence is undefended". [/QUOTE]
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