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<blockquote data-quote="Wraith Form" data-source="post: 2176451" data-attributes="member: 10789">Most embarrassing?&nbsp; &nbsp;I farted.&nbsp; I'd been trying to hold it in for two hours.&nbsp; My eyes were watering with the effort to keep it in.&nbsp; I shifted in my chair wrong just as suddenly the conversation started to lull, and *brrvt*--out it came.&nbsp;Now, if it were a group of dudes sitting around gaming, this would have been no big deal.&nbsp; In fact, for an all-guy game, it's mandatory that we fart in front of each other...proceeded by cheers and hi-fives.&nbsp; (It's in the DMG, I swear.)&nbsp; But this was a mixed group of male/female gamers, and it was obvious that it wasn't my chair &quot;squeaking&quot;...&nbsp;I turned 13 shades of crimson.&nbsp; Everyone's eyes darted to me, but no-one said anything.&nbsp; Finally, the DM launched into something else and we all pretended it didn't happen.&nbsp;<img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f615.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":confused:" title="Confused&nbsp; &nbsp; :confused:"&nbsp; data-smilie="5"data-shortname=":confused:" /></blockquote>

[QUOTE="Wraith Form, post: 2176451, member: 10789"] Most embarrassing? I farted. I'd been trying to hold it in for two hours. My eyes were watering with the effort to keep it in. I shifted in my chair wrong just as suddenly the conversation started to lull, and *brrvt*--out it came. Now, if it were a group of dudes sitting around gaming, this would have been no big deal. In fact, for an all-guy game, it's mandatory that we fart in front of each other...proceeded by cheers and hi-fives. (It's in the DMG, I swear.) But this was a mixed group of male/female gamers, and it was obvious that it wasn't my chair "squeaking"... I turned 13 shades of crimson. Everyone's eyes darted to me, but no-one said anything. Finally, the DM launched into something else and we all pretended it didn't happen. :confused: [/QUOTE]

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