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Message: <blockquote data-quote="werk" data-source="post: 2179513" data-attributes="member: 29663">I got one like that!  It wasn't me but was a great guy that was a player.  Everybody loved the guy, funny, nice, all that stuff, and a fun player, his characters always had tons of flavor.Well, he had a bit of a digestive problem and for whatever reason his farts smelled like death.  Like ancient, evil, flesh-rotting death.  It would make you gag if you got a good strong sniff of it, no joke.  I've never been around anything like it before or since.  But we're 5 guys out of college, we're more mature than that, whatever, unphased by farts.So we are gaming at one of the players' house, and it's a nice house.  Like a NICE house with white carpet and house-controlling remotes and cleaning ladies and all that.  So at one point, guy farts, and we are used to it, and laugh and whatever.  Guy who owns the house's wife comes in to see what we are all laughing about, then tells him that the bathroom is up the step and to the right <points>.  We all laugh as he jumps up a runs to the bathroom. So he's gone for a long time, like 20 minutes plus and we all notice and start to speculate.  Guy eventually comes back and asks to speak to the owner of the house privately.  Turns out he clogged the toilet and needed a plunger but was so embarassed that it took him a long time to work up the courage to tell the owner.  So the owner and guy go downstairs to get a plunger from the other bathroom and the wife wanders into the bathroom and..as soon as she enters the room...pukes from the stench, all over the place, because she wasn't putting her head anywhere near that toilet!Poor guy was so embarassed I don't think he could ever look that woman in the eyes again.</blockquote>

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