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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Imperialus" data-source="post: 2185282" data-attributes="member: 893">I was discribing a rather gory scene where one of the players was cutting off the head of a fallen enemy to bring back proof of his death.  They had recently lost most of their good equipment and the fighter was doing the deed with a rather rusty longsword not thinking to pick up the perfectly servicable battleaxe that their enemy had been using."On the third blow the blade of your sword finally crunches through his spine, blood is spraying everywhere as Artimus pulls on his head tearing the last bits of muscle and tendon that hold it to the body, Lifting it up..... uhhh.... oh...  Rasberry Jam starts er... ummm... dripping onto the floor and... uhh... Anna?! do you think you could get Bradly to leave the room?  I don't want to be held responsible for traumatizing him."Bradly was the 8 year old son of one of the guy who's house we play at.  He had wandered into the room during my discription and I had happened to look up from my notes to see him standing at the far end of the table with eyes the size of saucers just staring at me.Less traumatizing but no less helarious is one other time I discribed a character who had a tower shield and was inspired by the equipment and tactics of a Roman Legionnaire having a shield that looked like a Roman scrotum in his left hand.  <img src="http://www.enworld.org/forum/images/smilies/nervous.png"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":heh:" title="Nervous Laugh    :heh:" data-shortname=":heh:" />  One of my buddies turns and looks at me with a completly streight face and says, "You bloody racist!  What's wrong with a Gaul's scrotum?"</blockquote>

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