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<blockquote data-quote="demiurge1138" data-source="post: 3259212" data-attributes="member: 7451">The party was on an extended sea voyage, and their ship was attacked by a flock of quetzalcoatluses (giant pterodactyls). One of them grabs the kobold exotic weapons master, swallows him whole. The player says to me, &quot;so... I can cut myself out, right? What about those dust of dryness pellets I've been saving up?&quot; The poor pterodactyl proceeds to explode as 100 gallons of water leave its body very, very quickly.Another year, another game. The party's investigating a druid's cottage that's been taken over by a tribe of orcs. They go around back, peer in a window and see that the orcs have just finished barricading the front door and are all patting themselves on the back for a job well done. So the fighter breaks open the window, the druid casts flaming sphere and all the poor orcs get rolled up into a fiery katamari of death, having nailed shut their escape route.Demiurge out.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="demiurge1138, post: 3259212, member: 7451"] The party was on an extended sea voyage, and their ship was attacked by a flock of quetzalcoatluses (giant pterodactyls). One of them grabs the kobold exotic weapons master, swallows him whole. The player says to me, "so... I can cut myself out, right? What about those dust of dryness pellets I've been saving up?" The poor pterodactyl proceeds to explode as 100 gallons of water leave its body very, very quickly. Another year, another game. The party's investigating a druid's cottage that's been taken over by a tribe of orcs. They go around back, peer in a window and see that the orcs have just finished barricading the front door and are all patting themselves on the back for a job well done. So the fighter breaks open the window, the druid casts [I]flaming sphere[/I] and all the poor orcs get rolled up into a fiery katamari of death, having nailed shut their escape route. Demiurge out. [/QUOTE]

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