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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Driddle" data-source="post: 1464182" data-attributes="member: 3447">Other ideas:* They find a big rock. I mean this rock is really big.* The party's wizard realizes he left his big-eared apprentice at home with a magic wand and vague instructions to bring up water from the well. Did he forget something important?* A ram hits someone in the butt. Heh. Runs his head right into a character's butt. That's funny!* Once they reach the top of the mountain, some important guy with bad hair questions them about the leadership choices they made on the trip and then concludes by kicking one of them off the team - "You're fired." - Fireballs may or may not be involved.* Have I mentioned the really big rock yet?* Ooopsy! They had the map turned upside down!* The chateau reveals their reservations were given to another adventuring party. (One of the PCs forgot to confirm the itinerary.)* A tribe of angry female half-orcs with sexual identity issues -- do they like men ... or women? Hilarity ensues.* They all fall off a cliff.* Vorpal bunnies. Can't go wrong with vorpal bunnies.* Oh, by the way, I meant to say roc, not rock. R-O-C, without the 'k'. Sorry. That might make it more interesting when the roC eats the party or something. I mean, sheesh, what can a roCK do?! (other than roll down the hill, of course.) What a stupid idea.</blockquote>