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<blockquote data-quote="P0L" data-source="post: 2220116" data-attributes="member: 29906"><p>[after showing him a clip from the porn movie starring Bunny] </p><p>Maude Lebowski: You can imagine where it goes from here. </p><p>The Dude: He fixes the cable? </p><p>Maude Lebowski: Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey. </p><p>----------------------------------------</p><p>Treehorn Thug: [holding up a bowling ball] What the f<img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /><img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /><img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /><img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /> is this? </p><p>The Dude: Obviously you're not a golfer. </p><p>---------------------------------------</p><p>Smokey: Yeah but I wasn't over. </p><p>Walter Sobchak: [pulls out a gun] Smokey you are about to enter a world of pain. </p><p>Smokey: Yeah but... </p><p>Walter Sobchak: [shouting] A world of pain. </p><p>Smokey: Dude, could you... </p><p>The Dude: Jesus Walter, you bring a f<img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /><img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /><img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /><img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" />ing gun bowling? </p><p>Walter Sobchak: [shouting] Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one who pays attention to the rules any more? </p><p>--------------------------------------------------</p><p>Donny: Are these the Nazis, Walter? </p><p>Walter Sobchak: No, Donny, these men are nihilists. There's nothing to be afraid of. </p><p>------------------------------------------------------</p><p>The Dude: Jesus. </p><p>Jesus Quintana: You said it man. Nobody f***s with the Jesus. </p><p>------------------------------------------------</p><p><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000313/" target="_blank"><strong><span style="color: #0000ff">The Dude</span></strong></a>: It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh... </p><p><strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000114/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0000ff">Donny</span></a></strong>: I am the walrus. </p><p><strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000313/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0000ff">The Dude</span></a></strong>: You know what I'm trying to say... </p><p><strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000422/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0000ff">Walter Sobchak</span></a></strong>: That <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /><img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /><img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /><img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" />ing b****... </p><p><strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000114/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0000ff">Donny</span></a></strong>: I am the walrus. </p><p><strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000422/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0000ff">Walter Sobchak</span></a></strong>: shut the f*** up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Illanich Uleninov! </p><p>--------------------------------------------------</p><p><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001780/" target="_blank"><strong><span style="color: #0000ff">Nihilist</span></strong></a>: We believe in nothing, Lebowski. Nothing. And tomorrow we come back and we cut off your chonson. </p><p><strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000313/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0000ff">The Dude</span></a></strong>: Excuse me? </p><p><strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001780/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0000ff">Nihilist</span></a></strong>: I said </p><p>[<em>shouting</em>] </p><p><strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001780/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0000ff">Nihilist</span></a></strong>: "We'll cut off your johnson"! </p><p><strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001780/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0000ff">Nihilist</span></a></strong>: Just you think about that, Lebowski. </p><p><strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001780/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0000ff">Nihilist</span></a></strong>: Yeah, your wiggly penis, Lebowski. </p><p><strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001780/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0000ff">Nihilist</span></a></strong>: Yeah and maybe we stomp on it and squoosh it, Lebowski. </p><p>---------------------------------------------</p><p><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000422/" target="_blank"><strong><span style="color: #0000ff">Walter Sobchak</span></strong></a>: Whereas what we have here? A bunch of fig-eaters wearing towels on their heads, trying to find reverse in a Soviet tank. This is not a worthy adversary. </p><p>----------------------------------------------</p><p><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0166061/" target="_blank"><strong><span style="color: #0000ff">Younger Cop</span></strong></a>: And was there anything of value in the car? </p><p><strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000313/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0000ff">The Dude</span></a></strong>: Oh, uh, yeah, uh... a tape deck, some Creedence tapes, and there was a, uh... uh, my briefcase. </p><p><strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0166061/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0000ff">Younger Cop</span></a></strong>: [<em>expectant pause</em>] In the briefcase? </p><p><strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000313/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0000ff">The Dude</span></a></strong>: Uh, uh, papers, um, just papers, uh, you know, uh, my papers, business papers. </p><p><strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0166061/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0000ff">Younger Cop</span></a></strong>: And what do you do, sir? </p><p><strong><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000313/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0000ff">The Dude</span></a></strong>: I'm unemployed. </p><p>--------------------------------------------</p><p> </p><p>Most quotable movie EVER</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="P0L, post: 2220116, member: 29906"] [after showing him a clip from the porn movie starring Bunny] Maude Lebowski: You can imagine where it goes from here. The Dude: He fixes the cable? Maude Lebowski: Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey. ---------------------------------------- Treehorn Thug: [holding up a bowling ball] What the f:):):):) is this? The Dude: Obviously you're not a golfer. --------------------------------------- Smokey: Yeah but I wasn't over. Walter Sobchak: [pulls out a gun] Smokey you are about to enter a world of pain. Smokey: Yeah but... Walter Sobchak: [shouting] A world of pain. Smokey: Dude, could you... The Dude: Jesus Walter, you bring a f:):):):)ing gun bowling? Walter Sobchak: [shouting] Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one who pays attention to the rules any more? -------------------------------------------------- Donny: Are these the Nazis, Walter? Walter Sobchak: No, Donny, these men are nihilists. There's nothing to be afraid of. ------------------------------------------------------ The Dude: Jesus. Jesus Quintana: You said it man. Nobody f***s with the Jesus. ------------------------------------------------ [url="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000313/"][b][color=#0000ff]The Dude[/color][/b][/url]: It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh... [b][url="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000114/"][color=#0000ff]Donny[/color][/url][/b]: I am the walrus. [b][url="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000313/"][color=#0000ff]The Dude[/color][/url][/b]: You know what I'm trying to say... [b][url="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000422/"][color=#0000ff]Walter Sobchak[/color][/url][/b]: That :):):):)ing b****... [b][url="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000114/"][color=#0000ff]Donny[/color][/url][/b]: I am the walrus. [b][url="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000422/"][color=#0000ff]Walter Sobchak[/color][/url][/b]: shut the f*** up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Illanich Uleninov! -------------------------------------------------- [url="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001780/"][b][color=#0000ff]Nihilist[/color][/b][/url]: We believe in nothing, Lebowski. Nothing. And tomorrow we come back and we cut off your chonson. [b][url="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000313/"][color=#0000ff]The Dude[/color][/url][/b]: Excuse me? [b][url="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001780/"][color=#0000ff]Nihilist[/color][/url][/b]: I said [[i]shouting[/i]] [b][url="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001780/"][color=#0000ff]Nihilist[/color][/url][/b]: "We'll cut off your johnson"! [b][url="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001780/"][color=#0000ff]Nihilist[/color][/url][/b]: Just you think about that, Lebowski. [b][url="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001780/"][color=#0000ff]Nihilist[/color][/url][/b]: Yeah, your wiggly penis, Lebowski. [b][url="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001780/"][color=#0000ff]Nihilist[/color][/url][/b]: Yeah and maybe we stomp on it and squoosh it, Lebowski. --------------------------------------------- [url="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000422/"][b][color=#0000ff]Walter Sobchak[/color][/b][/url]: Whereas what we have here? A bunch of fig-eaters wearing towels on their heads, trying to find reverse in a Soviet tank. This is not a worthy adversary. ---------------------------------------------- [url="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0166061/"][b][color=#0000ff]Younger Cop[/color][/b][/url]: And was there anything of value in the car? [b][url="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000313/"][color=#0000ff]The Dude[/color][/url][/b]: Oh, uh, yeah, uh... a tape deck, some Creedence tapes, and there was a, uh... uh, my briefcase. [b][url="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0166061/"][color=#0000ff]Younger Cop[/color][/url][/b]: [[i]expectant pause[/i]] In the briefcase? [b][url="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000313/"][color=#0000ff]The Dude[/color][/url][/b]: Uh, uh, papers, um, just papers, uh, you know, uh, my papers, business papers. [b][url="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0166061/"][color=#0000ff]Younger Cop[/color][/url][/b]: And what do you do, sir? [b][url="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000313/"][color=#0000ff]The Dude[/color][/url][/b]: I'm unemployed. -------------------------------------------- Most quotable movie EVER [/QUOTE]
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