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Message: <blockquote data-quote="takyris" data-source="post: 1196658" data-attributes="member: 5171">If I were an evil cultist member, I'd start sending the epic wizard thank-you notes."Dear epic wizard,Thank you so muich for your thoughtfulness and generosity in forever banishing outsiders from this plane of existence.  While we were initially disheartened, we eventually realized that the demons we kept summoning inevitably turned on us and devoured many of the faithful.After much thoughtful consideration, we have opted to move on with our lives.  Enclosed, please find our notice of Epic Disease Creation.  This virulent plague is spread by divine spellcasting, meaning that any attempt to cure the spell by traditional clerical methods will result in instant contagion.  Beyond some minor disfigurement, the disease magically attacks the ethical portions of the victim's soul, causing an (apparently irrevocable) shift in moral state over the course of several days.  Many victims also regress to a primitive state of intellect and begin attempting to eat other people alive, but this was an early attempt at epic spellcasting, and mistakes are bound to happen.The disease is, in its current incarnation, limited in effect to natives of this plane.  A powerful extraplanar creature could likely effect an individual cure without too much difficulty, and might even be able to create some sort of wide-scale treatment.  Fortunately for us, your spell prevents any such interference by the forces of light and goodness for as long as you continue to live.  Our forces will be arriving shortly around your fortress to ensure your safety.Again, thank you for your kindness and generosity.  We remain, your faithful protectors,-The Order of the Rotting FistPS: In order to continue to protect you properly, we may be forced to resort to transportation of your body to a secure and undisclosed location, possibly deep within the bowels of the earth or trapped within a very expensive gemstone."The PCs' next big mission is to find the epic wizard, their old friend... and kill him.</blockquote>

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