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<blockquote data-quote="Heathen72" data-source="post: 5467128" data-attributes="member: 7029">That's nothing! My old critical fumbles deck*&nbsp; was made from the patches of skin torn from the stubbed toes of a thousand failed skateboarders. Any skin ripped cleanly off was discarded. Only where some feeble attempt at first aid ended in a white, soap like patch of clammy flesh being held to the tip of the toe (by a grotty&nbsp; band-aid and some string like sliver of skin) were the remains kept.&nbsp; These remains were then ground into a paste called iSnack 2.0 that even people who like vegemite hated, and spread across pieces of toast. These pieces of toast were then dropped from waist height onto a kitchen floor. Only those which fell with the paste side down were kept.&nbsp;&nbsp; To turn the pieces of toast into cards, they were placed in the bag of a young mountaineer golfer (see below). The already somewhat flattened toast was then removed from the bag and hidden in Oprah Winfrey's couch, ready for the episode where Tom Cruise Jumped the Couch, flattening them further and making them finally ready for delivery.[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR8scQ7888I[/ame]*I lost it</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Heathen72, post: 5467128, member: 7029"] That's nothing! [I]My[/I] old critical fumbles deck* was made from the patches of skin torn from the stubbed toes of a thousand failed skateboarders. Any skin ripped cleanly off was discarded. Only where some feeble attempt at first aid ended in a white, soap like patch of clammy flesh being held to the tip of the toe (by a grotty band-aid and some string like sliver of skin) were the remains kept. These remains were then ground into a paste called [I]iSnack 2.0[/I] that even people who like vegemite hated, and spread across pieces of toast. These pieces of toast were then dropped from waist height onto a kitchen floor. Only those which fell with the paste side down were kept. To turn the pieces of toast into cards, they were placed in the bag of a young mountaineer golfer (see below). The already somewhat flattened toast was then removed from the bag and hidden in Oprah Winfrey's couch, ready for the episode where Tom Cruise Jumped the Couch, flattening them further and making them finally ready for delivery. [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR8scQ7888I[/ame] *I lost it [/QUOTE]

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