My dad is a zombie cannibal shark god!

[jenskot]

If my dad was a zombie cannibal shark god that fed on misery, who the hell would I be?

Sinister Adventures is having a contest to design the Spawn of Dajobas (the aforementioned shark god). I don't have time to enter although I'd love to get my work published and get paid for it (changing job positions and meeting my new boss this week plus moving to a new apartment... ack).

I can't enter the contest but damn...

- What would the spawn of a zombie cannibal shark god look like?
- Are there other zombie cannibal sharks for my dad to mate with?
- If not, who would he get it on with?
- Did they get married first?
- Do shark gods get married?

Thinking about it and looking at this art...


...freaks me out!

I did a google image search for "zombie cannibal shark god" and found a picture of Princess Leia on page 2.

Not exactly what I was expecting!

So if your dad was a zombie cannibal shark god that fed on misery...

...who would you be?

 

[Umbran]

Hm. Feeding, eating, and misery? Zombies implying rot...

I'm thinking... Ebola. Multiple-drug resistant staph infections. Necrotizing fasciitis (flesh eating bacteria). Leprosy.

 

[Vague Jayhawk]

Just because he is a zombie cannibal shark god doesn't make him a bad father.

 

[Nlogue]

Just because he is a zombie cannibal shark god doesn't make him a bad father.

Best Post Evar.

Made me snort soymilk everywhere! CURSE YOU!

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

If my dad was a zombie cannibal shark god that fed on misery, who the hell would I be?

The winner on both My Dad is Better Than Your Dad (NBC) and I Know My Kid's a Star (VH-1)?

Danny Bonaduce himself?

Simon Cowell?

Jabberjaw the Great Wight Shark?

 

[jenskot]

This YouTube video may be the missing piece:

Zombie vs. Shark!

Awesome!

 

[Pbartender]

So if your dad was a zombie cannibal shark god that fed on misery...

...who would you be?

Land Shark.