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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Kae'Yoss" data-source="post: 3143247" data-attributes="member: 4134">Defensive eating? What?So you may not attack and eat cows any more, but if a wolf wants you as prey, you may eat him to ensure your survival?Or is defensive eating where you become a vegetarian but may eat bunny rabbits to keep them from eating your grass?Anyway, does your HMO pay for your prescription cage, or do they only pay for the rental three nights a month (from the night before full moon till the night after)?Anyway, I'd pay with credit cards, lest you get a silver dollar with the change. And may I remind you that urinating at trees and hydrants in public is not allowed, nor is it socially acceptable.Remember, you may be a werewolf, if...... you have given up on razors in favour of machetes or lawn mowers.... you hump your neighbour's dog's leg.... you chase cats up a tree. ... you chase compact cars (counts double if you catch them and then  bury them in your front lawn)... barbers charge you triple.</blockquote>