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<blockquote data-quote="Crazy Jerome" data-source="post: 5957240" data-attributes="member: 54877">Kavon, think about it like this. Someone tells you about this great eatery where they serve all kinds of chicken and pork. You can get them in any proportion you want. But you have to decide 24 hours ahead, and call in. This conversation then takes place with your friend:&nbsp;Friend: Pick anything they want, they do it.You: Sounds good. Let's go.Friend: No can do, man. Got to call them today to eat tomorrow.You: That's odd. I really wanted some chicken today. Oh well.Friend: Hey, they got you covered! You can eat 100% chicken.You: Yep, got that. But not today.Friend: What does today have to do with it? We call them now, we eat tomorrow, everyone's happy. You can have all chicken if you want.You: Today. I want chicken today. By tomorrow I might want pork.Friend: No, no, no! If you want pork tomorrow, you need to decide today. You: This is sounding less and less appealing by the minute, nevermind the issue of beef, shrimp, and bringing a last minute friend tomorrow.Friend: I don't see what the problem is. You want great chicken or pork, you go here. You want something else, you go somewhere else. If you wanted all chicken today, you should have called in yesterday. You want to bring a friend, call him now so that he can go tomorrow.You:&nbsp; I'm not sure my friend wants to have this conversation.Friend:&nbsp; His loss.You: Fine, I'm hungry now. Let's call in today, and then we'll go get a hamburger. Give me the menu.Friend: Did I mention that they fry everything in Korean hot sauce?&nbsp;<img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":p" title="Stick out tongue&nbsp; &nbsp; :p"&nbsp; data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":p" /></blockquote>

[QUOTE="Crazy Jerome, post: 5957240, member: 54877"] Kavon, think about it like this. Someone tells you about this great eatery where they serve all kinds of chicken and pork. You can get them in any proportion you want. But you have to decide 24 hours ahead, and call in. This conversation then takes place with your friend: Friend: Pick anything they want, they do it. You: Sounds good. Let's go. Friend: No can do, man. Got to call them today to eat tomorrow. You: That's odd. I really wanted some chicken today. Oh well. Friend: Hey, they got you covered! You can eat 100% chicken. You: Yep, got that. But not today. Friend: What does today have to do with it? We call them now, we eat tomorrow, everyone's happy. You can have all chicken if you want. You: Today. I want chicken today. By tomorrow I might want pork. Friend: No, no, no! If you want pork tomorrow, you need to decide today. You: This is sounding less and less appealing by the minute, nevermind the issue of beef, shrimp, and bringing a last minute friend tomorrow. Friend: I don't see what the problem is. You want great chicken or pork, you go here. You want something else, you go somewhere else. If you wanted all chicken today, you should have called in yesterday. You want to bring a friend, call him now so that he can go tomorrow. You: I'm not sure my friend wants to have this conversation. Friend: His loss. You: Fine, I'm hungry now. Let's call in today, and then we'll go get a hamburger. Give me the menu. Friend: Did I mention that they fry everything in Korean hot sauce? :p [/QUOTE]

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