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<blockquote data-quote="Vraille Darkfang" data-source="post: 2143131" data-attributes="member: 16989">Worst DM Moment.Male Elf PC has Luck Blade with 3 wishes.Male Halfling Rogue has been drinking &amp; is ticked off about Elf hiting him in the back three times with arrows during a recent combat (very poor dice rolls by the elf; eight 1's in 12 rolls).They begin to trade insults back and forth with the halfling eventually saying something to the effect of &quot;I wish your momma was raped by an orc&quot;.The elf retorts, &quot;Oh yeah!&nbsp; Well... I wish you were the sexual plaything for every member of an entire tribe of OGRES!&quot;Genie pops out says &quot;Wish Granted!&quot; Halfling disappears.Now the embarassing part.I figure the elf will try to you a Wish to cancel out what he just said.&nbsp; Nope.&nbsp; Figure he should save any remaining wishes for &quot;really important things&quot;.&nbsp; Manages to convince other party members.&nbsp; Party Wizard &amp; Priest use divinations to locate where halfling is at.&nbsp; Rest of session spent rescuing halfling.(I skipped going over in any great detail about the halflings &quot;experiences&quot; settled for your down X hit points).A few sessions later.... At night halfling steals elf's luck blade, wakes him up, and says &quot;I wish you were the sexual plaything to an entire tribe of HILL Giants&quot;.&quot;Wish Granted&quot; Elf disappears.Long story short, players nevered use the word &quot;Wish&quot; in a sentence again.Still creeped out,</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Vraille Darkfang, post: 2143131, member: 16989"] Worst DM Moment. Male Elf PC has Luck Blade with 3 wishes. Male Halfling Rogue has been drinking & is ticked off about Elf hiting him in the back three times with arrows during a recent combat (very poor dice rolls by the elf; eight 1's in 12 rolls). They begin to trade insults back and forth with the halfling eventually saying something to the effect of "I wish your momma was raped by an orc". The elf retorts, "Oh yeah! Well... I wish you were the sexual plaything for every member of an entire tribe of OGRES!" Genie pops out says "Wish Granted!" Halfling disappears. Now the embarassing part. I figure the elf will try to you a Wish to cancel out what he just said. Nope. Figure he should save any remaining wishes for "really important things". Manages to convince other party members. Party Wizard & Priest use divinations to locate where halfling is at. Rest of session spent rescuing halfling. (I skipped going over in any great detail about the halflings "experiences" settled for your down X hit points). A few sessions later.... At night halfling steals elf's luck blade, wakes him up, and says "I wish you were the sexual plaything to an entire tribe of HILL Giants". "Wish Granted" Elf disappears. Long story short, players nevered use the word "Wish" in a sentence again. Still creeped out, [/QUOTE]

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