D&D 5E (2014) My latest moment of humour.

Whithers

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I have images my friends of an enraged barbarian force feeding a healing potion to their unconscious party member as the action of their turn. As the potion brings the spluttering hacking friend back to consciousness the power behind the gods states: "Make a Constitution saving throw against drowning. If you make your save suffer from pleurisy until treated by a lesser restoration spell. If you fail, return to 0 hp and continue dying." It is a sad moment in the life of adventuring which way too many have experienced. But do not look forward in trepidation any longer. For you may avoid this fate, by purchasing Wickity Wackets Healing Packets. Each packet contains a single use adhesive patch guaranteed to effect one random healing potion when the sticky side is applied to someone in need. Use it as a bonus action, slap your downed comarade and keep on fighting. Remember, Wickity Wacket for your Healing Packets and all your other adventuring needs!


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