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<blockquote data-quote="Allanon" data-source="post: 1904393" data-attributes="member: 8513"><p>I'd go with the useless and/or cursed option. The real stuff is all put away in a dimensional pocket/vault/etc. All the stuff that he lets standing on display is either faulty (thus cursed) or useless or both. Imagine a ring of incontinence (thanks Piratecat for that one <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f609.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=";)" title="Wink&nbsp; &nbsp; ;)"&nbsp; data-smilie="2"data-shortname=";)" />) which is cursed and gives you the permanent runs after its first use. Just rinse and repeat. There's bound to be a thread here which has a whole slew of useless fun magical items. Plus you could always get away with the nystuls magical aura thing. Seemingly expensive fake items which have nystuls magical aura cast on them but don't do anything. Combine it with the thieves guild doing their part for the merchants protection money and your PC's will probably never do it again <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile&nbsp; &nbsp; :)"&nbsp; data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /></p></blockquote><p></p>

[QUOTE="Allanon, post: 1904393, member: 8513"] I'd go with the useless and/or cursed option. The real stuff is all put away in a dimensional pocket/vault/etc. All the stuff that he lets standing on display is either faulty (thus cursed) or useless or both. Imagine a ring of incontinence (thanks Piratecat for that one ;)) which is cursed and gives you the permanent runs after its first use. Just rinse and repeat. There's bound to be a thread here which has a whole slew of useless fun magical items. Plus you could always get away with the nystuls magical aura thing. Seemingly expensive fake items which have nystuls magical aura cast on them but don't do anything. Combine it with the thieves guild doing their part for the merchants protection money and your PC's will probably never do it again :) [/QUOTE]

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