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Message: <blockquote data-quote="BigVanVader" data-source="post: 6489643" data-attributes="member: 6778659">I had the first game tonight, it was tons of fun. Right now there are two players, but there might be two more potential players(with insane chaotic schedules). The two there is an Elven Fighter, and a Draconic Barbarian. The two are in Morocco and are part of the Legion stationed there. They were sent on camel to investigate a nearby farm where the people there were complaining about needing protection.So, the two rode off, had a random encounter(That I totally screwed up, but they had fun anyway.). They win by the skin of their teeth, they rest up, and then they finally get to the farm. They discover that the farmers there have had their livestock constantly going missing in the dead of night, and their fences constantly have to be rebuilt every day. They find large tracks, and there they find a cave, around which a large crude fence is built, and in that fence are the animals.They immediately decide "Funk this!", they go and hide behind a rock, and the Elf fires his musket pistol into the air. That noise brings out a large, lumbering cyclops who picks up a cow to bring back with it into the cave. They shoot at it, the Draconic misses but the Elf hits it square in the back...and the big one-eyed giant promptly panics, drops the cow(breaking all of the beast's legs in the process), and runs into the cave. They put the cow out of its misery, and reluctantly follow the cyclops into his cave.They discover a lot of differing passages, but follow the biggest once, and find the cyclops blubbering and sobbing into its hands. From there they take pity, and the Elf begins the long, painful task of trying to reason with this giant one-eyed idiot, named 'Trog the Terrible'. ('Twog the Tewwible', due to its Andre the Giant-styled accent.)Finally, he gets the Cyclops to understand that it can't just steal livestock, it has to buy them with gold. It finally understands, they get everything cleared up, and that was the game. It was fun.</blockquote>

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