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Message: <blockquote data-quote="TillForPie" data-source="post: 6319104" data-attributes="member: 6762758">AgnasciWhen I die and they lay me to rest,Gonna go to the place that's the best!When I lay me down to die,Going up to the spirit in the sky!Agnasci sees himself far below him, running down Main Street in a panic. Except for the purple bishop's cassock he sees himself wearing everything is colorless. Norman Greenbaum's Spirit of the Sky is pounding in his ears. It's loud, peppy, and joyous, but Agnasci feels nothing but terror.Going up to the spirit in the sky,That's where I'm gonna go when I die!When I die and they lay me to rest,Gonna go to the place that's the best!There's a roar of engines in the distance and in the east there is a huge wave of bright blue water, hundreds of feet tall and roiling with the shape of thousands of racing motorcycles. The wave crashes through Tuxedo Springs, the trailers swept along with the water as it surges into Nazareth. Cars, signs, and the faceless people crowding the sidewalks of Main Street vanish beneath the waters. Agnasci is running for his life in the direction of the bookstore, the wave crashing behind him.Prepare yourself - you know it's a must,Gotta have a friend in Jesus!So you know that when you die,He's gonna recommend you to the spirit in the sky!Agnasci turns into the shopping center parking lot, weaving his way between parked cars and the crowds of gawking, motionless pedestrians. The watery bikes devour everything as they change direction to follow him. He reaches the bookstore and yanks open the door before throwing himself inside. Faye is behind the counter, faceless and reading a book with a blank cover.Gonna recommend you to the spirit in the sky,That's where you're gonna go when you die!When you die and they lay you to rest,You're gonna go to the place that's the best!Water smashes through the storefront as Agnasci is clearing the Employee's Only door on his way to the bathroom. He sprints down the exposed staircase behind the sink and into the waiting room under the store. He yanks open the door to Penrose's sanctum and finds that painting, Saint Michael Triumphs Over The Devil, staring back at him. The blue motorcycles collapse against Agnasci and he's swept into the painting.Never been a sinner - I never sinned,I got a friend in Jesus!So you know that when I die,He's gonna set me up with the spirit in the sky!He's tumbling into the painting, stretched endlessly in all directions. Devils are falling all around him as he goes.Oh, set me up with the spirit in the sky,That's where I'm gonna go when I die!When I die and they lay me to rest, I'm gonna go to the place that's the best!Go to the place that's the best!Everything is dark.</blockquote>

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