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<blockquote data-quote="mudbunny" data-source="post: 6134619" data-attributes="member: 56746"><p><strong>Table of Contents</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p>______________________________________</p><p>______________________________________</p><p></p><p>Hung-Ke opened up his website and, as was his wont first thing in the morning, spent some time trawling through Craigslist for giggles. Mainly looking at the personals section. Some of those people are really, really freaky. </p><p></p><p>The following ad, which he found in services wanted, seemed out of place for the proper use of punctuation and grammar</p><p></p><p><u>Landscapers Wanted</u></p><p></p><p>I am currently searching for a team of landscapers to take care of a pest that appears to be trying to get into my garden and abscond with some of my more precious plants. Your team must be independant, inventive, and willing to do whatever it takes to prevent this pest from succeeding. I am very proud of my garden, as would anyone, and will pay $100 (USD) for each member of your team, half upon arrival, the rest upon removal of the pest.</p><p></p><p>[ATTACH]57509[/ATTACH]</p><p></p><p>Should you be from outside the local area, I will provide both transport and lodging at the Hotel Dubrovnik. </p><p></p><p>Should local transport be required, it can be acquired at no additional cost to you or your team. You are responsible for providing your own drivers with acceptable international drivers licences.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="mudbunny, post: 6134619, member: 56746"] [B]Table of Contents[/B] ______________________________________ ______________________________________ Hung-Ke opened up his website and, as was his wont first thing in the morning, spent some time trawling through Craigslist for giggles. Mainly looking at the personals section. Some of those people are really, really freaky. The following ad, which he found in services wanted, seemed out of place for the proper use of punctuation and grammar [U]Landscapers Wanted[/U] I am currently searching for a team of landscapers to take care of a pest that appears to be trying to get into my garden and abscond with some of my more precious plants. Your team must be independant, inventive, and willing to do whatever it takes to prevent this pest from succeeding. I am very proud of my garden, as would anyone, and will pay $100 (USD) for each member of your team, half upon arrival, the rest upon removal of the pest. [ATTACH=CONFIG]57509._xfImport[/ATTACH] Should you be from outside the local area, I will provide both transport and lodging at the Hotel Dubrovnik. Should local transport be required, it can be acquired at no additional cost to you or your team. You are responsible for providing your own drivers with acceptable international drivers licences. [/QUOTE]
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