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<blockquote data-quote="Burchard" data-source="post: 5148781" data-attributes="member: 86821"><p><u>Fourth Level Fighter</u> <em>Music and lyrics by Brandon Neff and Aaron Ballard</em></p><p></p><p>With a two handed sword</p><p>I’m headed to the mountains</p><p>To rescue the Princess</p><p>From the evil goblins!</p><p></p><p>I ignore all the signs</p><p>Of impending danger</p><p>Because I’m a Fighter</p><p>Not some crappy Ranger.</p><p></p><p>Fortyseven hit points</p><p>And a high dexterity</p><p>A seventeen for strength</p><p>Kobolds are afraid of me</p><p></p><p></p><p>CHORUS</p><p>Crafted from numbers, on living paper</p><p>I escape from the mundane to a medieval caper</p><p>While in real life my fate is unspoken</p><p>Here I roll the dice and my fate is ill-spoken</p><p></p><p></p><p>I locate the lair</p><p>But it doesn’t make much sense to me</p><p>I think that the DM</p><p>Might be out to get me</p><p></p><p>A hero in armor of truth</p><p>Bards tell my legacy</p><p>The flame of my torch</p><p>Illuminates the enemy</p><p></p><p></p><p>BRIDGE</p><p>I wade into battle</p><p>Hewing foes asunder</p><p>The deeper I venture</p><p>The deeper I wander</p><p></p><p>The bodies pile up before me</p><p>Their corpses I’ll plunder</p><p>The deeper I venture</p><p>The deeper I wonder</p><p></p><p></p><p>Repeat CHORUS</p><p></p><p></p><p>I drink my last potion</p><p>Charge through the open gate</p><p>The flame of the dragon</p><p>Tries to seal my awful fate</p><p></p><p>With a handful of dice</p><p>Five times I roll twenty</p><p>The dragon goes down</p><p>The DM helped plenty</p><p></p><p>I leave with the princess</p><p>Satchel chock full of gold</p><p>We head to the tavern</p><p>Where my mighty tale unfolds</p><p></p><p></p><p>Repeat CHORUS</p><p></p><p></p><p>BRIDGE 2</p><p>The king he honored me</p><p>With a mighty crossbow</p><p>It’s blessed by the elves, he says</p><p>I thank him and then I go</p><p></p><p>The life of a hero</p><p>Struggling to stay alive</p><p>Is worth all the hardship</p><p>‘cause I’m now at level five!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Burchard, post: 5148781, member: 86821"] [U]Fourth Level Fighter[/U] [I]Music and lyrics by Brandon Neff and Aaron Ballard[/I] With a two handed sword I’m headed to the mountains To rescue the Princess From the evil goblins! I ignore all the signs Of impending danger Because I’m a Fighter Not some crappy Ranger. Fortyseven hit points And a high dexterity A seventeen for strength Kobolds are afraid of me CHORUS Crafted from numbers, on living paper I escape from the mundane to a medieval caper While in real life my fate is unspoken Here I roll the dice and my fate is ill-spoken I locate the lair But it doesn’t make much sense to me I think that the DM Might be out to get me A hero in armor of truth Bards tell my legacy The flame of my torch Illuminates the enemy BRIDGE I wade into battle Hewing foes asunder The deeper I venture The deeper I wander The bodies pile up before me Their corpses I’ll plunder The deeper I venture The deeper I wonder Repeat CHORUS I drink my last potion Charge through the open gate The flame of the dragon Tries to seal my awful fate With a handful of dice Five times I roll twenty The dragon goes down The DM helped plenty I leave with the princess Satchel chock full of gold We head to the tavern Where my mighty tale unfolds Repeat CHORUS BRIDGE 2 The king he honored me With a mighty crossbow It’s blessed by the elves, he says I thank him and then I go The life of a hero Struggling to stay alive Is worth all the hardship ‘cause I’m now at level five! [/QUOTE]
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