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<blockquote data-quote="Mishihari Lord" data-source="post: 6665408" data-attributes="member: 128"><p>I dunno about "humorous," but here are the first couple of ideas that occurred to me</p><p></p><p>They return to find ...</p><p></p><p>1) A dead adolescent bear with human bite marks on its throat and a spoon in its mouth. The bear came over to eat him, but he spat the spoon into it's mouth and it started to choke to death. He bit and held on with his teeth while the bear backed away, pulling him out.</p><p></p><p>2) A faintly glowing spoon. Turns out it was a spoon of digging but noone ever checked it.</p><p></p><p>3) A strong smell of sulphur. He bargained his soul for release, and gained a level in warlock.</p><p></p><p>4) Just a hole. He went hungry long enough that he became skinny enough to wiggle out.</p><p></p><p>5) A big hole. He got vampired while stuck and the bucket kept the sun off. Eventually he became strong enough to simply burst out.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Mishihari Lord, post: 6665408, member: 128"] I dunno about "humorous," but here are the first couple of ideas that occurred to me They return to find ... 1) A dead adolescent bear with human bite marks on its throat and a spoon in its mouth. The bear came over to eat him, but he spat the spoon into it's mouth and it started to choke to death. He bit and held on with his teeth while the bear backed away, pulling him out. 2) A faintly glowing spoon. Turns out it was a spoon of digging but noone ever checked it. 3) A strong smell of sulphur. He bargained his soul for release, and gained a level in warlock. 4) Just a hole. He went hungry long enough that he became skinny enough to wiggle out. 5) A big hole. He got vampired while stuck and the bucket kept the sun off. Eventually he became strong enough to simply burst out. [/QUOTE]
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