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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dandu" data-source="post: 5105465" data-attributes="member: 85158"><p> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> The greatest undeveloped territory in the world lies under your hat.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">  There is nothing wrong with you that a miracle could not cure.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> You are one of those people who would be vastly improved by death.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">  I would like to take you seriously, but doing so would be an affront to your intelligence.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> Sometimes, when I look into your eyes, I get the feeling that someone else is driving.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> You are a modest man with much to be modest about.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">  When I stand next to you, I can hear the ocean.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">  I'll pray a thousand prayers for thy death, for thou art unfit for any place but hell.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> Are your parents siblings?</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> Did you eat paint chips as a child?</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> Never tell everything you know. It may take too short a time.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> What's the weather like up your own ass?</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">  I think you're an intelliegent person, but what's my opinion against thousands of others?</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> Your villiage called. They want their idiot back.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> Your mental abilities go toe to toe with those of a footstool.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">  You have obviously inherit some good instincts from your forebears, but by diligent hard work, you must have overcome them.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> So, how do you manage to cope with reality?</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> Do you know what the difference is between you and a fat braying ass? The fat braying ass would.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr. Brain has long since departed, hasn't he?</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> Your brain is like the four headed, man-eating haddock fish beast of Aberdeen. In that it doesn't exist.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> They do say that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain. They are of course wrong, as you will soon discover...when I stick this toasting fork in your head.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">  You wouldn't recognize a good idea if it painted itself purple and danced naked on a harpsicord singing 'good ideas are here again'.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> "I don't take kindly to insults" "Funny, with a face like yours, I'd have thought you'd be used to it by now."</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> You have the intellectual capacity of a dirty potato.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">  Oh come on, the ape creatures of the Indus have mastered this.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> It's the most pointless thing since 'How to Speak Elvish' was translated into Elvish.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> Yes, I think he is a genius, if the definition of genius is a brain addled, pompus ass with sweaty jowls.  I have met cleverer people at the annual meeting of the Guild of Village Idiots.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> My opinion of you is rather hard to express in words.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> You are as good at disguising yourself as a hydra with sunglasses trying to sneak in to a beholder only strip club.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You should become a limbo dancer. Everything goes over your head.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">  If I die, think only this of me; I will be back to get you.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">  We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the Stick insect got stuck on a stick.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> Your record in this area of expertise is about as good as that of Stumpy McNolegs' record in the Market Marathon!</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">  Your head is as empty as a eunich's underpants.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> This is a matter of supreme indifference to me.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> A chat with you, and somehow death loses it's sting.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">  If I wanted to talk to a vegetable, I'd have bought one at the market.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> He has the intellect of a glibbering mouther and the manners of a latrine.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> I was more impressed with the contents of my hankerchief the last time I blew my nose.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">  Unfortunately, they have not instituted the requirement 'must have the intellectual capacity of a boiled potato'.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">  The parts of you that can't be mentioned wouldn't be worth mentioning if they could be.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> Die monster! You don't belong in this world!</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">  Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> I'll never be the man your mother is.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> It looks light your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> We all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">  Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> Folk clap their hands when they see you... over their eyes.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> Were you born stupid, or did you work hard at it?</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> Know this. There is a hell, and when you are there, I shall visit such dark horrors upon you as are unspeakable in this mortal realm.</li> </ul></blockquote><p></p>

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