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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Vraille Darkfang" data-source="post: 2169782" data-attributes="member: 16989">OK,I've got the major villians stated out.  Just need help with various NPC's who could help hinder/aid the party.Guidelines,  Make a character (don't worry about stats), just a basic personailty guideline, and give them 2d4 class levels (chicikens have favored class monk & cows have sorcerer).Background (cows, actually, they're all steers)      You were just grazing in the field.  Like you did yesterday when a farmer comes up to you.  Actually, it appears to be one of those farmer calves that sometimes follows him around.  Anyway, he begins to spout gibbereish, waves his hooves around, then BOOM your world explodes.  You can think.  Suddenly everything becomes clear.... This is grass you eating, you.... You've been lying in your own excrement EVERY night.      As you begin to ponder the depths of your new found intelligence, the small creature in front of you (a halfling) you realize.  Begins to speak:    "Brother, I am arch-druid Ripple, umm, something.  I, We are here to free you from the oppression of the evil humans who have enslaved & tortured you.  It is time to rise up, throw off your brands & KILL all the humans."    "Why should I do that?  The feed me, put me in that covered thingy that keeps the rain (hey, RAIN! that's what water from the sky is called) off me."   "Brother, listen to my tale and see if humans are not the most evil beings in existence.  Do you know what Leather Bound means"   Thus follows a discussion of certain human terms... Like Beef Parmesian, T-Bone, Rump Roast, Branding, Veal, Leather, and Mountain Oysters.  The Mountain Oysters really gets you in the.... well, you ain't got those anymore.   Needless to say, You believe the strange halfling & decide human are evil, perverse, twisted creatures and you'd better follow him, unless you want the rest of you to follow your reproductive bits to the dinner table.Background (Chickens, Roosters actually):   Pretty much the same as for Steers, only greater emphasis on want people do with your unborn children.  Scambled, Poached, Over Easy, Sunny Side Up, Hard Boiled.  Humans are children eating monsters.     Plus, the roosters have a little voice in their head egging (heh, egging) them on to even greater acts of violence.  It's not enough to simply fight the humans they must be killed.  Killing them's not enough, the must suffer like you suffered.  Their children MUST be eaten, their bodies consumed as your would have been, Quarted, Deep-Fired, Stewed, Poached & Boiled....There you go.  I'm looking for the best Awakwned Steers & Roosters to throw at my party in week or 2.Any Questions?</blockquote>

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