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<blockquote data-quote="jonesy" data-source="post: 6180886" data-attributes="member: 10324"><p>He asks Sir Robin: "What is the capital of Assyria?"</p><p></p><p>And there was also this exchange following that, which they cut from the movie:</p><p>Bridgekeeper: "What.. goes black, white, black, white, black, white?"</p><p>Sir Gawain: "Uh.. Babylon?"</p><p></p><p>---</p><p></p><p>Anyways, how about:</p><p></p><p>- How are apples like oranges?</p><p>- Would you like some tea?</p><p>- How much does an elephant weigh?</p><p>- Why is the sky blue?</p><p>- Are any two things exactly the same?</p><p>- How do fish not drown?</p><p>- How much is too much sugar?</p><p>- If I go there, then I am no longer 'there'. Why is that?</p><p>- Did you bring any bisquits?</p><p>- Where is Africa?</p><p>- Is your name Frank?</p><p>- Can I shake your hand?</p><p>- If a man departs Timbuktu at midnight, and another man departs London at three in the morning, how long does it take their spouses to realize?</p><p>- What can change the nature of a man?</p><p>- What is one plus three plus two?</p><p>- Can you walk like this?</p><p>- What is in this box?</p><p>- Would you eat raw fish?</p><p>- Is there a man behind me?</p><p>- Do you feel good right now?</p><p>- How many miles from here to my house?</p><p>- Why so serious?</p><p>- Who am I?</p><p>- What's with those clothes?</p><p>- Is that a bee on your head?</p><p>- Can you cook?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jonesy, post: 6180886, member: 10324"] He asks Sir Robin: "What is the capital of Assyria?" And there was also this exchange following that, which they cut from the movie: Bridgekeeper: "What.. goes black, white, black, white, black, white?" Sir Gawain: "Uh.. Babylon?" --- Anyways, how about: - How are apples like oranges? - Would you like some tea? - How much does an elephant weigh? - Why is the sky blue? - Are any two things exactly the same? - How do fish not drown? - How much is too much sugar? - If I go there, then I am no longer 'there'. Why is that? - Did you bring any bisquits? - Where is Africa? - Is your name Frank? - Can I shake your hand? - If a man departs Timbuktu at midnight, and another man departs London at three in the morning, how long does it take their spouses to realize? - What can change the nature of a man? - What is one plus three plus two? - Can you walk like this? - What is in this box? - Would you eat raw fish? - Is there a man behind me? - Do you feel good right now? - How many miles from here to my house? - Why so serious? - Who am I? - What's with those clothes? - Is that a bee on your head? - Can you cook? [/QUOTE]
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