Needs more Cowbell?

[Charwoman Gene]

It's April 1st, and while I can't abide fake news, I do like a little humor with my D&D Discussion.

Is there anything I can add to a Warforged Warlock/Warlord(MC) wielding a Warhammer? Feats? Backgrounds? Paragon Paths, Epic Destinies?

I say we work together and get as much "War-" stuff as we can on one character, and then collect the money and get Wayne Reynolds to draw it.

Then we can go to like Scott Rouse and be like "Yo dawg, I know you like War, so We gave your Warforged Warlock, a Warhammer.

 

[Klaus]

Warren
Warforged Bard/War Chanter (Multiclass Warlock, Warlord, Warden)
Feats: Warborn Fury Style, Warding Shield Style, Warforged Tactics, War Wizardry, Warlord's Formation, Warforged Fortification,
Armor: Warplate Armor
Weapon: +1 Warsoul Warhammer

 

[Evilhalfling]

Warhorse?

Leading a warband ?
he needs a paragon path, and an epic destiny, but the only one I noticed was the platinum warlord - which can be taken through the warlord multiclass feat he took earlier. Otherwise a Warden multiclass would also be an option.

 

[D'karr]

It's April 1st, and while I can't abide fake news, I do like a little humor with my D&D Discussion.

Is there anything I can add to a Warforged Warlock/Warlord(MC) wielding a Warhammer? Feats? Backgrounds? Paragon Paths, Epic Destinies?

I say we work together and get as much "War-" stuff as we can on one character, and then collect the money and get Wayne Reynolds to draw it.

Then we can go to like Scott Rouse and be like "Yo dawg, I know you like War, so We gave your Warforged Warlock, a Warhammer.

He could be like [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rn1lcn-K3Qc"]Christopher Rappen[/ame], with a lot more cowbell. Yo, whoa.

 

[Henry]

You should all be warned that you are in serious violation of the rules:

http://www.enworld.org/forum/faq.php?faq=faq_rules#faq_new_faq_irule1

D&D is serious business, and should be seriously treated with the utmost seriousness that it seriously deserves. Further violation will be seriously considered and dealt with using serious measures.

Thank you.

--Henry

 

[D'karr]

You should all be warned that you are in serious violation of the rules:

EN World D&D / RPG News - FAQ: The Rules of EN World

D&D is serious business, and should be seriously treated with the utmost seriousness that it seriously deserves. Further violation will be seriously considered and dealt with using serious measures.

Thank you.

--Henry

You're not serious are you?

 

[Remathilis]

You're not serious are you?

Ask him tomorrow.

 

[Obryn]

You're not serious are you?

Hey, stop questioning moderator decisions!

-O

 

[ExploderWizard]

Due to the April 1 foolishness, moderators might not be taken so sewiously. Red text is sewious business and could be used by some to execute acts of extweme siwwyness.

 

[D'karr]

Ask him tomorrow.

Did you miss all my highlights. I should have made them bigger in size too.

Edit time.