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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Nifft" data-source="post: 3725791" data-attributes="member: 6562">(Rescued from <a href="http://www.enworld.org/showthread.php?t=204773" target="_blank">this</a> very long 4e thread.)(With apoligies to the Digital Underground.)- - -All right!Stop whatcha doin''cause I'm about to ruinthe flavor and the crunch that ya used to.I look funnybut yo I'm makin' GP, seeso yo world I hope you're ready for me.Now hear and hark,I'm the new dog to barkand my lair's laid down in the Underdark.I drink up all the potions that ya got on ya shelfso just let me introduce myselfMah name is Flumph-D, pronounced wit a umph-ty,Yo gnome boy, oh how I love to trump thee,And all the races in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.I'm floatin' tall, y'all,and just like Races of Destiny,you're gonna fall when the supplements pump me.I like to rhyme,I like my builds funky,I'm crunchy. I like my armor dungeon-punky.I'm sick wit dis, straight up Sneak Attack,but sometimes I get ridiculousI'll eat up all your rations 'till I'm disabled.Hey yo fat troll, c'mere--are ya flankable?Yeah, I called ya fat.Look at me, I'm SmallIt never kept me from a dungeon crawl.I'm an AberrationI like the flumphs with gyrationI once got busy in Candlekeep's crenelation.I'm Wis penalty.Allow me to amaze thee.They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.I'm still gettin' in the Nymph's plants,and I even got my own dance{Chorus:}The Flumphy Dance is your chance to do the flumphDo the Flumphy Flumph, come on and do the Flumphy FlumphDo the Flumphy Flumph, just watch me do the Flumphy FlumphDo ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Flumphy FlumphDo the Flumphy Flumph, do the Flumphy FlumphVerse Two:People say "Yo, Flumphy, you're really funny lookin'"that's all right, my acid gets things cookin',Ya Climb, ya Jump, ya constantly try to get in melee,but ya can't get near me.I give 'em more, see, and in the town, B,all the girls know I'm Lawful G,Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere'cause in a 69 my tentacles will tickle ya rear.My spikes are big, uh-uh I'm not ashamedBig like Final Fantasy, I'm still gettin' paidI get ale from the barmaids, ya know I'm in charge,both how I'm livin' and my spikes are large.I get acidic, I shoot an arrow like Melf,I use a word that don't mean nothin', like "Gelf".I starred in the Folio, and if ya missed it,I'm the one Good thing in that pack o' biscuits.Also told ya that I like to flankWell, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to tank.All ya had to do was give Flumphy a chanceand now I'm gonna do my dance.{Chorus}Breakdown:Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'allLet me hear a little bit of that Bard groove right hereOh, yeah!Now that I told ya a little bit about myselflet me tell ya a little bit about this danceIt's real easy to do--check it outVerse Three:First I float to the side like my speed was ClumsyShakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was mumsyCrazy wack funkyPeople say ya fly like a jabberwocky on crack, FlumphyThat's all right 'cause my body's a saucerIt's supposed to look like enervation or NauseaAnyone can play this gameThis is my dance, y'all, Flumphy Flumph's my nameNo two PCs will do it the sameYa got it down when the DM seems to be in painJumpin', Flankin', Tumblin',jig around, spankin' tha chump,and when the ogre Cha dump points a finger like a stumptell him Sneak Attack, I'm doin' the Flumph.{Chorus}Humans, do the Flumphy Flumph, do the Flumphy FlumphDwarves, do the Humpty Hump, do the Flumphy FlumphElf subraces, do the Flumphy Flumph, just keep on doin' the FlumphHalflings, do the Flumphy Flumph, do the Flumphy FlumphLet's get stoopid!{Chorus}Oh, yeah, come on and break it downOutro:Once again, the Underdark is in the Core rulesI'd like to send a shout out to the whole world,keep on doin' the Flumphy Dance,and to the Dryads,peace and flumphiness forever.{Music and fade}- - -Cheers, -- N</blockquote>

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