New House Rule: Bring Pizza, Get a Reroll

[TarionzCousin]

If you bring enough pizza* to feed the entire group (at least two slices each!) you get one free reroll during that session's game.






*No anchovies!

 

[MadLordOfMilk]

You had me all for this until "no anchovies," which happen to be my favorite pizza topping

 

[BrokeAndDrive]

I support this rule and wish to add a few amendments:

• You get the same reward if you bring cigarettes (UNFILTERED) or beer (20% content MINIMUM).
• Bring all three and your character gets to battle an equal-leveled solo one-on-one and win, no matter how much I have to fudge the rolls.

Other possible things to do, to get free schtick in-game (re-roll if nothing is mentioned):

• Describe what you just did in such a spasmoidically-awesome manner that it makes everyone at the table go "oh wow" (directly inspired by the bonus stunt die rule in Exalted)
• Dump your entire bowl of cheetos on another player's (or my) head, because sacrificing such delicious snacks in the name of one moment of funnies makes baby Jesus giggle and clap.
• ...oookay that's enough derailing.

 

[TarionzCousin]

[*]...oookay that's enough derailing.
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It's not derailing; that's the gist of the whole thread!

 

[TerraDave]

Yes to anchovies and double yes to beer.

 

[TarionzCousin]

As sung by the J. Geils Band "NO ANCHOVIES!"


P.S. "That bowling ball: it's my wife!"

Edit: See poll here.

 

[ourchair]

I'd rather get a +1 for each individual person served by the pizza ordered.

So on a night with five players and one DM, that's 5 +1s to give any roll! I don't roll very low, so it's perfect for those near miss checks!

 

[TarionzCousin]

I'd rather get a +1 for each individual person served by the pizza ordered.

So on a night with five players and one DM, that's 5 +1s to give any roll! I don't roll very low, so it's perfect for those near miss checks!

Okay. I'll grant you this instead.

I'll PM you my address. Bring pizza anytime.