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<blockquote data-quote="Stone Angel" data-source="post: 2017970" data-attributes="member: 5630">&quot;Don't Joe me like that&quot; -Due to the fact that I can subtely manipulate other characters, and in real life it has a different meaning. And my first name is Joe&quot;Blarghed&quot;-when you take an egridgous amount of damage&quot;Teleporting Sea Serpent&quot;-Anything that has an unfair advantage, due to a DM error. Once while on a ship the DM said that the lookout in the Crow's nest said that a lookout had spotted a sea serpent making right for us. When asked about the distance, he says about two miles out. We run to the edge and cast buff spells. Draw range weapons ect. Then the Serpent is miraculously within melee range and swallows our sorcerer whole. There was no way it could have that much movement. So anything we think unfair is a teleporting sea serpent.&quot;Ever growing Dire Elk&quot; Our dm states that we see an elk on a hillock, we are in the wild and don't reall have much food, so two of us go to kill it. The plan was to pepper it with arrows, give chase if it ran, or set spears vs. charge if it charged us. It charged and stopped about 20' feat away to attack, this was no mere elk but a gargantuan Dire Elk. Like we wouldn't have been able to tell it that large. lol&quot;Calibration time&quot; Whenever dice are rolling crap they get thrown at a wall or the floor really hard in order to set them in proper sequence. The Seraph of Earth and Stone</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Stone Angel, post: 2017970, member: 5630"] "Don't Joe me like that" -Due to the fact that I can subtely manipulate other characters, and in real life it has a different meaning. And my first name is Joe "Blarghed"-when you take an egridgous amount of damage "Teleporting Sea Serpent"-Anything that has an unfair advantage, due to a DM error. Once while on a ship the DM said that the lookout in the Crow's nest said that a lookout had spotted a sea serpent making right for us. When asked about the distance, he says about two miles out. We run to the edge and cast buff spells. Draw range weapons ect. Then the Serpent is miraculously within melee range and swallows our sorcerer whole. There was no way it could have that much movement. So anything we think unfair is a teleporting sea serpent. "Ever growing Dire Elk" Our dm states that we see an elk on a hillock, we are in the wild and don't reall have much food, so two of us go to kill it. The plan was to pepper it with arrows, give chase if it ran, or set spears vs. charge if it charged us. It charged and stopped about 20' feat away to attack, this was no mere elk but a gargantuan Dire Elk. Like we wouldn't have been able to tell it that large. lol "Calibration time" Whenever dice are rolling crap they get thrown at a wall or the floor really hard in order to set them in proper sequence. The Seraph of Earth and Stone [/QUOTE]

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