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Message: <blockquote data-quote="xenoflare" data-source="post: 1227427" data-attributes="member: 12431">other sinswhile we're at it..i laughed so much and my head hurts now. Quote:-The Consular General leaned back on his chair severely testing the furniture of its capacity to function. He was deep in thought weighing in his mind the information that was recited to him. What the Archon had told him shook him more than he let on. Years of both field and legal training made him quite adept in maintaining an innocuous façade.“Well then, what is your evidence?”“The testimony of the accused.”“You mean to say the testimony of an illusion?” “Correct. I understand that this might be hard to take in all at once, Sir.”“Do not make presumptions of my limits or my capacity to understand anything Archon. Do you think that the testimony of an illusion is admissible in court? Do you think that it is enough to garner us a conviction or even to start an inquiry?”The Archon looked crestfallen. He knew that it would not be enough. “Well, I admit it won’t be…”“I could put a f**king monkey on the stand and train it to say; I’m from House Belahrus. And it would amount to the same thing. You’re opening a can of worms, Archon. If indeed what you say is correct, you’re going to open a chapter of history that people would rather forget. But right now, your case is so full of crock and you would be hard pressed to prove that you’re a paladin of Tyr.” -  i think our monkey did better, actually. he never did get caught.yours,shao</blockquote>

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