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<blockquote data-quote="Rystil Arden" data-source="post: 3675327" data-attributes="member: 29014"><p>'Have you ever felt that the fundamental forces of the cosmos were just beyond your grasp?&nbsp; Have you ever wished that they were at your fingertips?&nbsp; That you could exert your will and conjure heavenly beings, create a burst of flame, or bend minds to your will?&nbsp; Have you ever thought you had what it takes to make a mark on the world?' the brochure asks boldly, 'In that case, sign up for at the Academy as a regular student.&nbsp; But if you're reading this brochure, you don't have what it takes.&nbsp; But that's okay.&nbsp; At the Academy, our motto is &quot;Don't get yourself killed&quot;, so we'll show you the basic rules and safety tips that will help prevent you from dying, or worse, becoming a Sorcerer.&nbsp; Some of Sundaria's finest quasi-magical knick-knack peddlers and elite sanitation workers have taken this course, and they have been able to apply the skills they learn here to become better, more complete human beings.&nbsp; So join us for an exciting whirlwind tour into the world of magic.&nbsp; Hey, you won't be able to cast anything good, but when you sit back, count the spells, consider the price of magical ink, and calculate the cost to scribe the Wizard's starting spellbook that we give you FREE as a gift, you'll wonder why we don't charge even more!'</p></blockquote><p></p>

[QUOTE="Rystil Arden, post: 3675327, member: 29014"] 'Have you ever felt that the fundamental forces of the cosmos were just beyond your grasp? Have you ever wished that they were at your fingertips? That you could exert your will and conjure heavenly beings, create a burst of flame, or bend minds to your will? Have you ever thought you had what it takes to make a mark on the world?' the brochure asks boldly, 'In that case, sign up for at the Academy as a regular student. But if you're reading this brochure, you don't have what it takes. But that's okay. At the Academy, our motto is "Don't get yourself killed", so we'll show you the basic rules and safety tips that will help prevent you from dying, or worse, becoming a Sorcerer. Some of Sundaria's finest quasi-magical knick-knack peddlers and elite sanitation workers have taken this course, and they have been able to apply the skills they learn here to become better, more complete human beings. So join us for an exciting whirlwind tour into the world of magic. Hey, you won't be able to cast anything good, but when you sit back, count the spells, consider the price of magical ink, and calculate the cost to scribe the Wizard's starting spellbook that we give you FREE as a gift, you'll wonder why we don't charge even more!' [/QUOTE]

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