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<blockquote data-quote="Sniktch" data-source="post: 877053" data-attributes="member: 7704"><p>Oh boy <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" /> </p><p></p><p>Rod fling rock...Thunk! Rock hit! Ourgh throw at same time, Ourgh also hit! Thing take 2 damage - Ourgh and Rod becoming good rock flingas...</p><p></p><p>Murg run up, swing wif both clubs. Smack, smack! Thing take 2 more points, roar, get even madder at swatting cave-bugs <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":p" title="Stick out tongue :p" data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":p" /></p><p></p><p>Smelly thing strike back! Spear Murg with long white stick. Hit Murg armor hard - owowowowow - Murg lifted up and thrown back to ground, armor take 7 damage - Murg very sore, sore all over...</p><p></p><p>Bangy cavemen run and jump at hairy thing, grab hair and climb. Wow! Krarg ond Gorf remember how climb, get up on top hairy smelly thing. Ready to attack again, see if they remember to hold on <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" /></p><p></p><p>Gug charge, lower head, WHACK!! Gug put head to the danglies! Hairy thing take 3 damage from head to the danglies, rear up on hind legs. Gug look up, yell, "Biiii-*squelch*" Thing back down and whirl around, look for Gug... No see Gug! Gug not standing there anymore.</p><p></p><p>Gug in very warm, very dark, very smelly place. Feel wind on legs but rest of Gug stuck in warm, dark, smelly place. Hard for Gug to move... Cavemen see Gug legs sticking out of back of Hairy Smelly Thing when it turn around <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f631.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":eek:" title="Eek! :eek:" data-smilie="9"data-shortname=":eek:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Sniktch, post: 877053, member: 7704"] Oh boy :D Rod fling rock...Thunk! Rock hit! Ourgh throw at same time, Ourgh also hit! Thing take 2 damage - Ourgh and Rod becoming good rock flingas... Murg run up, swing wif both clubs. Smack, smack! Thing take 2 more points, roar, get even madder at swatting cave-bugs :p Smelly thing strike back! Spear Murg with long white stick. Hit Murg armor hard - owowowowow - Murg lifted up and thrown back to ground, armor take 7 damage - Murg very sore, sore all over... Bangy cavemen run and jump at hairy thing, grab hair and climb. Wow! Krarg ond Gorf remember how climb, get up on top hairy smelly thing. Ready to attack again, see if they remember to hold on :D Gug charge, lower head, WHACK!! Gug put head to the danglies! Hairy thing take 3 damage from head to the danglies, rear up on hind legs. Gug look up, yell, "Biiii-*squelch*" Thing back down and whirl around, look for Gug... No see Gug! Gug not standing there anymore. Gug in very warm, very dark, very smelly place. Feel wind on legs but rest of Gug stuck in warm, dark, smelly place. Hard for Gug to move... Cavemen see Gug legs sticking out of back of Hairy Smelly Thing when it turn around :eek: [/QUOTE]
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