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Message: <blockquote data-quote="NCSUCodeMonkey" data-source="post: 1532394" data-attributes="member: 2047">It's that time again! Quotable Quotes!From Henry's Arkham Squad game:"I ready to shoot the 8 year old boy in the foot if he attacks" --Corlon30 seconds later "OK, I shoot him in the foot." --CorlonCorlon: "I drive by and toss a frag grenade out of the window."Henry: "Into the group of townspeople?!"Colorn: "Uh...yeah.""Well, obviously ma'am, what you have here is a case of methane gas." --Myself to explain almost every freakish occurence in the game.As the party stands at the shore of a lake that we know contains a dead body, trying to figure out how we're going to retrieve it: "I just toss a frag grenade into the water. That oughtta bring him up." -- Earl's player"A model public servant" --Earl, commenting on Colorn's citizenry body count.From OldOne's "A Tight Spot" game:NOTE: There are, quite literally, too many to account for in this game. For a 7 1/2 hour game, with a quip from someone on average of once every minute, we'd have to remember about 450 hilarious one liners.As Rel rolls a critical fumble, flings his sword into a room full of enemies that we were "sneaking" up on and then misses with his second attack, he yells, "BY THE MIGHT OF THE EMPIRE, FEAR MY SWORD!""Well, yah see, I'm reeealllyyy good at the sneaking and the stabbing. Not so good at everything else." -- Rel"Good cop, bad cop? Wow, with him around, you don't even need the good cop." --Jon, I think, in reference to yep, you guessed it: Corlon <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f609.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)"  data-smilie="2"data-shortname=";)" />"See, I'm always hearing people complaining about sorcerers not getting enough spells, but I mean come on, the only spell he knows is fireball!" --Rel in reference to Jeffs...liberal...use of fireball."The elemental shall fear my grease spell!" --Myself, after casting a grease spell on the ground in front of a huge fire elemental.  Did I mention that bards suck at combat? <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f609.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)"  data-smilie="2"data-shortname=";)" />"Well, that's 3.5 damage she'll never take," --Rel commenting on his impressive bow damage.More of a recounting than a quote: Jeff adapts self to look like an enemy witch, walks through a room filled with friends and foes attempting to pass himself off as one of the witches while speaking in a language that half of them probably don't understand.  Seeing that he is successful, he turns around and fireballs everyone. Twice."Wait a minute...he's trying to simultaneously cower and comfort them?" --Both Rel and Myself in response to Jeff's witch act"Branadis, you shall never...ever...say backdoor surprise again." --Myself to Rel's description of the secret way in to the fort."Oh, ho! Look who comes CRAWLING back!" --Myself to the soldiers who had fled the fort but returned as we began to stabalize the situation."Today is a good day. I mean, it could be raining." --JonHenry: "You're going to cast glitterdust on my horse!"Me: "Well...yes...but he gets a save."Which he made by the way, so there!"Oh, wait! I forgot about that bard ability that slays entire armies!" --Myself"I love the way that we're thinking it'll be OK if we can just take down this one elemental. Like that's going to change the 2,700 horse archers on the other side of the gate." --RelIn reference to the increasing pile of bodies at the gate: "OK folks, the game is now necro-jenga" --Myself</blockquote>

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