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<blockquote data-quote="Trouvere" data-source="post: 3773512" data-attributes="member: 37250">&quot;Absolutely,&quot; says Keldar.&nbsp; &quot;I might have stuck my head up the fireplace, but I think I'll leave the forge to Tarag.&nbsp; Don't worry about the battle, Tarag.&nbsp; No shame in standing rooted to the spot like this.&quot;&nbsp; Keldar pulls one of his holy symbols out from around his neck, holding it up with his face screwed up in apparent terror.&nbsp; &quot;And no need to thank me for saving you,&quot; he says, with hands on hips and a wide stance. &quot;It's what I do.&quot;&nbsp; He begins to sing.&quot;If you're a bragging sorcerer,Or a dusty bookish mage,A thief or roguish chancer,A barbarian filled with rage,A fighter in full armourA ranger with two blades,A monk who… I can't remember…A paladin who fights crusades,A priestly servant of a god,A druid in a field,Or a psion (if you’re odd),Then the time has come to yieldYour place in deeds of daringTo heroes swift and boldWho are also kind and caring,And modest too, I'm told.Come now, admit you know it's true -Try not to take it hard -Anything that you can do,Can be done by a bard!And once this little song is done,Please give a great hurrayFor the world's most famous one:Keldar, Keldar Warbray!And if you are a pretty dameExcited by this jingle,Quickly now, put in your claim -&nbsp; As yet, he is still single!&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Trouvere, post: 3773512, member: 37250"] "Absolutely," says Keldar. "I might have stuck my head up the fireplace, but I think I'll leave the forge to Tarag. Don't worry about the battle, Tarag. No shame in standing rooted to the spot like this." Keldar pulls one of his holy symbols out from around his neck, holding it up with his face screwed up in apparent terror. "And no need to thank me for saving you," he says, with hands on hips and a wide stance. "It's what I do." He begins to sing. "If you're a bragging sorcerer, Or a dusty bookish mage, A thief or roguish chancer, A barbarian filled with rage, A fighter in full armour A ranger with two blades, A monk who… I can't remember… A paladin who fights crusades, A priestly servant of a god, A druid in a field, Or a psion (if you’re odd), Then the time has come to yield Your place in deeds of daring To heroes swift and bold Who are also kind and caring, And modest too, I'm told. Come now, admit you know it's true - Try not to take it hard - Anything that you can do, Can be done by a bard! And once this little song is done, Please give a great hurray For the world's most famous one: Keldar, Keldar Warbray! And if you are a pretty dame Excited by this jingle, Quickly now, put in your claim - As yet, he is still single!" [/QUOTE]

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