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Message: <blockquote data-quote="RangerWickett" data-source="post: 1413237" data-attributes="member: 63">So, I was racing on a super-high-tech motorcycle through the parkland my university owns, being chased by biker students from another school (whose mascot is apparently the squirrel; along the way I saw a very metaphorical panther chasing a trio of panicked squirrels), and I get to this bridge where I'm sure I'll be able to outrun them.  It's a straight-away, and my motorcycle has more power, even if I'm not as good of a driver.Plus, there are laser towers.But then I discover on the radio that the laser towers are out, apparently having been damaged during the filming of the 'Aragorn chasing the Uruk-Hai' scene in The Two Towers.  So I'm shouting for pedestrians to help stop the motorcyclists behind me, while I look up at these beautiful, nonfunctional laser towers, that are just shooting beams of energy into the water.  *sigh*Note that this comes after the dreams where I was hanging out in a supermarket with Anthony Hopkins (who was Zorro) and that guy from Barbershop who had the ATM, plus a few random locals.  We were all good friends of Zorro, but apparently some of his old enemies were coming to do him in, so he wanted us to leave and get out of the line of fire.  Well, when the black trucks showed up to get ready to attack, our group of Zorro-friends snuck over to try and stop them.  I managed to get into the driver's seat of one of the trucks, posing as a helpless dude looking for directions, but then I saw Seth Green and that same guy from Barbershop were in the car, dressed all in black, like they were ready to storm the place.  I got into a scuffle with the guy from Barbershop, and apparently he was too good of a friend to shoot me with his machine gun, so I managed to wrestle it from his grasp while Seth Green just sat in the passenger seat and sighed about how ineffective we were.Eventually, somehow, in that dreamy way dreams go, we ended up back inside the supermarket, and I was running from this hot woman in leather, who had a whip.  I could hear her on a walkie-talkie, talking with her boss, saying things like, "If he has a man and a dwarf as friends, whose to know if he'll have an Elf on his side.  And you know we're not ready to take on an Elf.  Where are the other pieces?"They apparently didn't care about me much, because even when the whip-wielding vixen caught up with me (as I was about to try to hide in the men's restroom), she didn't hurt me, and instead just leapt into the Men's restroom, thinking Zorro must be hiding there.  I managed to duck into the Women's restroom, and I grabbed her whip when she came in after me, and then I ran out.  I spotted Ann Stonebraker, a girl I know who's dating one of my friends in real life, and I told her her husband was in trouble.  I realized somehow in my head that Ann and Zorro aren't married (and that indeed, in real life Ann is not dating Anthony Hopkins), so I corrected it to, 'your husband to be is in trouble,' and then, because I thought it was too similar to something out of Terminator, I pointed to the vixen who was now bereft of her whip and said, 'and she's not from the future.'Then we ran away, me trying to figure out how to use the whip as I ran.  I ended up swinging it at random groceries and shoppers, and then Zorro used a Feldon's Cane (from Magic: the Gathering) to put cards back in my library and thus give me more power, so we were able to escape and get to the level selection screen, where, for the next stage of Metal Gear Solid, I chose the aforementioned motorcycle chase.</blockquote>

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