Ode to Vice - an entertaining poem

[Roudi]

Thought I'd share this little poem with y'all. Might be entertaining and whatnot.

Ode to Vice

Jolt and Bourbon and a Bourbon and Jolt;
No mere bev’rage, no simple spik’d drink,
But fuel for my capacity to think!
Brain sustenance, creative lighting bolt!
Without ambrosia, divine powers moult;
So lacking my liquor doth my mind sink,
So give me a cup of my holy drink:
Jolt and Bourbon and a Bourbon and Jolt!
This bub’ling inky black-brown concoction
Fizzles in fiery descent down my throat
Inhibition slain, and senses ignite!
Oozing unto my gastronomic moat,
Filling me up with my worshipped unction;
Suppressant and accelerant unite!

 

[papa_laz]

You should be institutionalised immediately.

"Guards! Sieze him!"

 

[Roudi]

Wow... I was expecting praise, but not THAT much praise.

Thank you!

*relinquishes the keyboard so the nice men can put him back in his straightjacket*

 

[John Q. Mayhem]

This kinda reminds me of Kipling's poems. The one about cigars, especially...Kipling is awesome.