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Message: <blockquote data-quote="niklinna" data-source="post: 8963642" data-attributes="member: 71235">When I was a freshman in college, there was a poster up in the dorm cafeteria for bets on the upcoming sportball game. I knew nothing about sportsball, but I wrote some random numbers on it anyhow. And I won! I won a beautiful sheet cake for my floor. So I took it up there and the guys were all excited and happy (even though they hated me) and they said "Let's eat it Viking style!" and I didn't know what that was but I soon found out as they just reached out with bare hands and tore the cake to bits and shoved handsful of cake into their mouths and threw pieces at each other and got it all over the carpet and walls and we all got a bill for the cleaning later.In other words, "You can't have your cake and have your jerk dorm hallmates eat it, too."Shoulda just snuck it into my room and enjoyed it by myself.</blockquote>