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<blockquote data-quote="the Jester" data-source="post: 1812460" data-attributes="member: 1210">The EvaluationPlease answer the following questions.&nbsp; Choose the answer that best describes the way you feel.&nbsp; Choose only one answer for each question.&nbsp; Please maintain silence while filling out the questionnaire in order to ensure an unbiased report on your psychological status.&nbsp; Remember that failing to answer every question with the best answer available is a crime under the statutes establishing the Asylum of Advanced Mental Treatment and is punishable by a fine of up to 1000 gold pieces for each unanswered (or falsely answered) question.Name:&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Race:Sex:Age:1. Why are you at the Asylum for Advanced Mental Treatment?&nbsp; &nbsp; A. I am sick and need help.&nbsp; &nbsp; B. I am the victim of persecution or conspiracy.&nbsp; &nbsp; C. You know exactly why I’m here.&nbsp; &nbsp; D. I am not certain why I am here.&nbsp; &nbsp; E. Strange things happen around me.2. Describe your relationship with your parents.&nbsp; &nbsp; A. My parents are dead.&nbsp; &nbsp; B. My parents love me very much.&nbsp; &nbsp; C. I hate my parents.&nbsp; &nbsp; D. My parents and I have fundamental disagreements.&nbsp; &nbsp; E. I will not disappoint my parents.3. Describe any habits or hobbies you have.&nbsp; &nbsp; A. I have habits and hobbies only that advance my life’s work.&nbsp; &nbsp; B. What seem to be hobbies to you are actually very important, if&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; inscrutable, activities.&nbsp; &nbsp; C. I like to organize things in my spare time.&nbsp; &nbsp; D. I play lots of games.&nbsp; &nbsp; E. There is something that I habitually destroy in a ritualistic manner.4. Describe your feelings towards Bleak.&nbsp; &nbsp; A. Bleak shelters me.&nbsp; &nbsp; B. I don’t care about Bleak and Bleak doesn’t care about me.&nbsp; &nbsp; C. I go to church because I am supposed to.&nbsp; &nbsp; D. Bleak grants me great powers.&nbsp; &nbsp; E. I hate Bleak.5. Which best describes your deepest sexual fantasy?&nbsp; &nbsp; A. My sexual fantasies involve hurting and controlling others.&nbsp; &nbsp; B. My sexual fantasies involve being hurt or killed.&nbsp; &nbsp; C. My sexual fantasies involve my parents or other close family members.&nbsp; &nbsp; D. I have no feelings of sexuality whatsoever.&nbsp; &nbsp; E. I hate sex and all it stands for.6. Do you have any exceptional mental abilities?&nbsp; &nbsp; A. I can cause strange events to happen with my mind.&nbsp; &nbsp; B. I am extremely intelligent.&nbsp; &nbsp; C. I can read minds.&nbsp; &nbsp; D. I have a talent for numbers.&nbsp; &nbsp; E. My mental abilities are sub-par.7. Do you sometimes like to hurt people?&nbsp; &nbsp; A. Yes.&nbsp; &nbsp; B. Only those that deserve it.&nbsp; &nbsp; C. The things I hurt are not people.&nbsp; &nbsp; D. I prefer dealing emotional pain to physical.&nbsp; &nbsp; E. It doesn’t matter whether the things I do hurt others.8. How is your memory?&nbsp; &nbsp; A. I sometimes forget things.&nbsp; &nbsp; B. There are big periods of time I cannot account for.&nbsp; &nbsp; C. I have trouble remembering names and faces.&nbsp; &nbsp; D. I have an amazing memory that keeps track of everything.&nbsp; &nbsp; E. I have a remarkable memory for strange trivia.9. How do you feel about death?&nbsp; &nbsp; A. I am afraid of dying.&nbsp; &nbsp; B. I am fascinated by death.&nbsp; &nbsp; C. It should be a sacrifice to Bleak.&nbsp; &nbsp; D. People overreact to death.&nbsp; &nbsp; E. I look forward to experiencing all sides of death.10. Do you like to get intoxicated?&nbsp; &nbsp; A. I am drunk or high all the time.&nbsp; &nbsp; B. I hate getting intoxicated.&nbsp; &nbsp; C. Intoxication is for the weak.&nbsp; &nbsp; D. I sometimes indulge in intoxicating agents.&nbsp; &nbsp; E. I don’t have a problem with intoxicants.11. How do you feel about other races?&nbsp; &nbsp; A. They are inferior to my race.&nbsp; &nbsp; B. I don’t understand them.&nbsp; &nbsp; C. Different races offer different things.&nbsp; &nbsp; D. They don’t count.&nbsp; &nbsp; E. We are natural enemies.12. Do you feel that people understand you?&nbsp; &nbsp; A. I am beyond the comprehension of lesser beings.&nbsp; &nbsp; B. My parents understand me.&nbsp; &nbsp; C. I don’t understand myself.&nbsp; &nbsp; D. I believe the doctors here can understand me.&nbsp; &nbsp; E. I am easy to understand.13. How do you feel about magic?&nbsp; &nbsp; A. Magic is a tool, neither good nor evil.&nbsp; &nbsp; B. We would be better off without magic.&nbsp; &nbsp; C. It comes from the gods.&nbsp; &nbsp; D. Magic is the key to power.&nbsp; &nbsp; E. The potential for abuse of magic regretfully means that we should not&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; use it.14. Do people have any obligations towards each other?&nbsp; &nbsp; A. People are obligated only towards their betters.&nbsp; &nbsp; B. Our lives are nothing but a web of obligations.&nbsp; &nbsp; C. An obligation is an honor.&nbsp; &nbsp; D. Many are obligated to me for one thing or another.&nbsp; &nbsp; E. Obligation is an illusion; we are obligated because we believe we are.15. When you have a conflict with a friend, how do you resolve it?&nbsp; &nbsp; A. We compromise.&nbsp; &nbsp; B. I have no friends.&nbsp; &nbsp; C. I usually give in; it’s not worth fighting with my friends over. &nbsp; &nbsp; D. My friends do as I say.&nbsp; &nbsp; E. Friendship is all about power roles.16. What is your earliest memory about?&nbsp; &nbsp; A. I remember suckling at my mother’s teat.&nbsp; &nbsp; B. Something painful and scarring.&nbsp; &nbsp; C. The first time I saw blood.&nbsp; &nbsp; D. Some sort of sound.&nbsp; &nbsp; E. A person whose name I do not know.17. What will happen to you when you die?&nbsp; &nbsp; A. Bleak will consume my soul.&nbsp; &nbsp; B. I will become a greater being on a lower or higher plane.&nbsp; &nbsp; C. I cannot die.&nbsp; &nbsp; D. I do not believe what I have heard about the afterlife.&nbsp; &nbsp; E. I will somehow cheat death. 18. What is important in life?&nbsp; &nbsp; A. Material happiness.&nbsp; &nbsp; B. My family.&nbsp; &nbsp; C. My soul.&nbsp; &nbsp; D. Power over others.&nbsp; &nbsp; E. People other than myself.19. Does your family have any history of mental illness?&nbsp; &nbsp; A. A distant relative in a far branch of the family once went mad.&nbsp; &nbsp; B. Several of my relatives have different forms of insanity.&nbsp; &nbsp; C. There has never ever been any madness in my family, and I am&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; perfectly lucid myself.&nbsp; My presence here is an aberration.&nbsp; &nbsp; D. Insanity is just a different point of view.&nbsp; &nbsp; E. Several of my family members have been considered insane, but only&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; because others could not recognize their brilliance.20. Describe your diet.&nbsp; &nbsp; A. I eat lots of rare, bloody meat.&nbsp; &nbsp; B. I prefer to eat things that are not socially acceptable. &nbsp; &nbsp; C. I refuse to eat the flesh of an animal.&nbsp; &nbsp; D. I consume souls in order to power my own apotheosis.&nbsp; &nbsp; E. I do not think about what I eat.21. How honest are you?&nbsp; &nbsp; A. I am always totally honest, but others often misunderstand my meaning.&nbsp; &nbsp; B. I lie to those inferior to me without a second thought.&nbsp; &nbsp; C. Since truth is completely subjective, this question is meaningless.&nbsp; &nbsp; D. I lie whenever it is convenient.&nbsp; &nbsp; E. I lie only when I must.“Oh dear,” murmurs Martini, and dips his quill in ink.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="the Jester, post: 1812460, member: 1210"] [b]The Evaluation[/b] Please answer the following questions. Choose the answer that best describes the way you feel. Choose only one answer for each question. Please maintain silence while filling out the questionnaire in order to ensure an unbiased report on your psychological status. Remember that failing to answer every question with the best answer available is a crime under the statutes establishing the Asylum of Advanced Mental Treatment and is punishable by a fine of up to 1000 gold pieces for each unanswered (or falsely answered) question. Name: Race: Sex: Age: 1. Why are you at the Asylum for Advanced Mental Treatment? A. I am sick and need help. B. I am the victim of persecution or conspiracy. C. You know exactly why I’m here. D. I am not certain why I am here. E. Strange things happen around me. 2. Describe your relationship with your parents. A. My parents are dead. B. My parents love me very much. C. I hate my parents. D. My parents and I have fundamental disagreements. E. I will not disappoint my parents. 3. Describe any habits or hobbies you have. A. I have habits and hobbies only that advance my life’s work. B. What seem to be hobbies to you are actually very important, if inscrutable, activities. C. I like to organize things in my spare time. D. I play lots of games. E. There is something that I habitually destroy in a ritualistic manner. 4. Describe your feelings towards Bleak. A. Bleak shelters me. B. I don’t care about Bleak and Bleak doesn’t care about me. C. I go to church because I am supposed to. D. Bleak grants me great powers. E. I hate Bleak. 5. Which best describes your deepest sexual fantasy? A. My sexual fantasies involve hurting and controlling others. B. My sexual fantasies involve being hurt or killed. C. My sexual fantasies involve my parents or other close family members. D. I have no feelings of sexuality whatsoever. E. I hate sex and all it stands for. 6. Do you have any exceptional mental abilities? A. I can cause strange events to happen with my mind. B. I am extremely intelligent. C. I can read minds. D. I have a talent for numbers. E. My mental abilities are sub-par. 7. Do you sometimes like to hurt people? A. Yes. B. Only those that deserve it. C. The things I hurt are not people. D. I prefer dealing emotional pain to physical. E. It doesn’t matter whether the things I do hurt others. 8. How is your memory? A. I sometimes forget things. B. There are big periods of time I cannot account for. C. I have trouble remembering names and faces. D. I have an amazing memory that keeps track of everything. E. I have a remarkable memory for strange trivia. 9. How do you feel about death? A. I am afraid of dying. B. I am fascinated by death. C. It should be a sacrifice to Bleak. D. People overreact to death. E. I look forward to experiencing all sides of death. 10. Do you like to get intoxicated? A. I am drunk or high all the time. B. I hate getting intoxicated. C. Intoxication is for the weak. D. I sometimes indulge in intoxicating agents. E. I don’t have a problem with intoxicants. 11. How do you feel about other races? A. They are inferior to my race. B. I don’t understand them. C. Different races offer different things. D. They don’t count. E. We are natural enemies. 12. Do you feel that people understand you? A. I am beyond the comprehension of lesser beings. B. My parents understand me. C. I don’t understand myself. D. I believe the doctors here can understand me. E. I am easy to understand. 13. How do you feel about magic? A. Magic is a tool, neither good nor evil. B. We would be better off without magic. C. It comes from the gods. D. Magic is the key to power. E. The potential for abuse of magic regretfully means that we should not use it. 14. Do people have any obligations towards each other? A. People are obligated only towards their betters. B. Our lives are nothing but a web of obligations. C. An obligation is an honor. D. Many are obligated to me for one thing or another. E. Obligation is an illusion; we are obligated because we believe we are. 15. When you have a conflict with a friend, how do you resolve it? A. We compromise. B. I have no friends. C. I usually give in; it’s not worth fighting with my friends over. D. My friends do as I say. E. Friendship is all about power roles. 16. What is your earliest memory about? A. I remember suckling at my mother’s teat. B. Something painful and scarring. C. The first time I saw blood. D. Some sort of sound. E. A person whose name I do not know. 17. What will happen to you when you die? A. Bleak will consume my soul. B. I will become a greater being on a lower or higher plane. C. I cannot die. D. I do not believe what I have heard about the afterlife. E. I will somehow cheat death. 18. What is important in life? A. Material happiness. B. My family. C. My soul. D. Power over others. E. People other than myself. 19. Does your family have any history of mental illness? A. A distant relative in a far branch of the family once went mad. B. Several of my relatives have different forms of insanity. C. There has never ever been any madness in my family, and I am perfectly lucid myself. My presence here is an aberration. D. Insanity is just a different point of view. E. Several of my family members have been considered insane, but only because others could not recognize their brilliance. 20. Describe your diet. A. I eat lots of rare, bloody meat. B. I prefer to eat things that are not socially acceptable. C. I refuse to eat the flesh of an animal. D. I consume souls in order to power my own apotheosis. E. I do not think about what I eat. 21. How honest are you? A. I am always totally honest, but others often misunderstand my meaning. B. I lie to those inferior to me without a second thought. C. Since truth is completely subjective, this question is meaningless. D. I lie whenever it is convenient. E. I lie only when I must. “Oh dear,” murmurs Martini, and dips his quill in ink. [/QUOTE]

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