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Message: <blockquote data-quote="the Jester" data-source="post: 2673227" data-attributes="member: 1210">Aargh... so much for the end of the week.It's short, but hopefully it whets the appetite.  I'll be getting back to this thread once more before I'm out of material- we haven't played the halfling group for a while, as we've been focused on the low-magic campaign experiment first.Anyway:***“Oh, help!  Oh, my gods, help me!”“It’s impossible,” whispers Martini.The halflings have thrown open a door only to find a large cage.  Within it is a single scrawny form, half-starved from the look of her.“M-Martini?”“You know her?” asks Nara.“I do,” Martini saws, hurrying forward to the cage.  The others trundle along behind him.  “This is Ed... Airhead Ed!”“Help,” the prisoner peeps again.  “I’m so weak... they leave me in here for days at a time without food...”  She groans.“Days without food!” Jawbreaker explodes.  “They very bad!  That not nice!!”  And Erazmus picks open the lock and Airhead Ed Flapjacks takes a few staggering steps out of the cage.  Ari and Nara push the gnome that the group captured into the cage and then re-lock it. “Wait a second, Airhead Ed?  Aren’t there always people trying to hunt her down and stuff?” Naomi objects.“Shh,” Martini soothes Ed, ignoring his fat friend.  “It’s going to be all right, Ed... it’s going to be all right.”Next Time: Our heroes search out more of the ruined keep, question Ed and the gnome, and find the fabled promised land!  (Or do they?)</blockquote>

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