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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Rev. Jesse" data-source="post: 2672374" data-attributes="member: 27673">What other unusual behavior...Well, in the same D&D campaign we had a goat-blood-sucking female dwarf that would not bathe, a badger sorcerer, a halfing that would polymorph into a giant flying shark and who was sexually attractive to gargoyles, an orc *loving* ranger, a female cleric who was used as the inspiration to start a "massage" parlor runs by dwarves, a kleptomanic monk wearing gold underwear, and Dux.I played the halfling.  Amoung his many accomplishments include getting stuck in a pair of boots (halfings were still bearfoot in this world) and establishing an alternate idenity as "Dingus Bootwearer" in order to goad people into fighting him (and thus breaking the curse of the boots), painting the egg shell smooth face (think Cobra Commander's mask) of the cursed cleric with a "happy face" in indelible ink, eating a remorhaz (no small feet for a halfling), befriending a yeti, impersonating an angel, getting into bare-hand brawls with dwarven warriors, and joining a tribe of giant raiders, briefly. In my other group, we just got done w/ an Adventure campaign featuring a megalomanic German industrialist, a 15 year old Japanese nationalist, and a Spainish anarchist Catholic priest / detective.  Lots of cannabalism.  We're playing HOL next...</blockquote>