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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Patryn of Elvenshae" data-source="post: 2152577" data-attributes="member: 23094">Aaaaaaaaand ... The TOP 10 Reasons Not Everyone Has Embraced their 3.X Overlords ARE:#10.  Because some people are dumb!#9.  Inordinate fear of d20s!#8.  Draft dodgers see WotC on the books' covers and get nervous!#7.  Too busy "scoring" with "chicks"!#6.  Their hat know no limit!#5.  Because their Handle Animal skill isn't high enough to Take 10 when training the advanced hit-dice riding dog for a special purpose![...awkward pause...]You know, they can't teach an old dog new tricks!  *eyebrow wiggle*#4.  d12, d12, d12!#3.  Because if everyone loved it, what would those nerds on ENWorld argue about day after day?#2.  Speaking as a devotee of White Wolf's amazingly in-depth and role-playing-focused gaming systems, I'm shocked and appalled at the level of violence and casual apathy amongst all D&D players.  True apathy must be worked for!   Struggled for!  The ennui of the damned does not come easy!AAAAAAAAnd the Number 1 reason that Not Everyone Has Embraced their 3.X Overlords is:#1.  Because, uh, seriously, it's a game.  Some people like Risk, some people like Castle Risk, and some people like Risk 2049 (or whatever that new-fangled, screwed-up version is called, of which my hat know no limit).</blockquote>