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Ok, then ... how WOULD the nine alignments deal with kender?
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<blockquote data-quote="Rhialto" data-source="post: 459692" data-attributes="member: 630"><p>My opinion...</p><p></p><p>A Lawful Good person will pray to Heironeous (or the equivalent god) for the patience to withstand the kender.</p><p></p><p>A Neutral Good person will pray to Elhonna (or the equivalent god) for a way to peacefully deal with the kender.</p><p></p><p>A Chaotic Good person will pray to Kord (or the equivalent god) for the kender to be transported somewhere far, <strong>far</strong> away.</p><p></p><p>A Lawful Neutral person will pray to Saint Cuthbert (or the equivalent god) for the kender to recieve his just desserts.</p><p></p><p>A Neutral person will pray to Obad-Hai (or the equivalent god) for the ability to understand the kender. Or failing that, the sudden appearance of some large, kender-eating beast.</p><p></p><p>A Chaotic Neutral person will pray to Olidammara (or the equivalent god) for a chance to work the kender over in an alley.</p><p></p><p>A Lawful Evil person will pray to Hextor (or the equivalent god) for the strength to wipe out the kender.</p><p></p><p>A Neutral Evil person will pray to Nerull (or the equivalent god) for some vile disease that will wipe out the kender. In a sublimely painful manner.</p><p></p><p>A Chaotic Evil person will pray to Erynthul (or the equivalent god), sending him their thanks for alowing them to encounter something so--<em>satisfying</em> to destroy. And then they'd kill a few more kender.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Rhialto, post: 459692, member: 630"] My opinion... A Lawful Good person will pray to Heironeous (or the equivalent god) for the patience to withstand the kender. A Neutral Good person will pray to Elhonna (or the equivalent god) for a way to peacefully deal with the kender. A Chaotic Good person will pray to Kord (or the equivalent god) for the kender to be transported somewhere far, [b]far[/b] away. A Lawful Neutral person will pray to Saint Cuthbert (or the equivalent god) for the kender to recieve his just desserts. A Neutral person will pray to Obad-Hai (or the equivalent god) for the ability to understand the kender. Or failing that, the sudden appearance of some large, kender-eating beast. A Chaotic Neutral person will pray to Olidammara (or the equivalent god) for a chance to work the kender over in an alley. A Lawful Evil person will pray to Hextor (or the equivalent god) for the strength to wipe out the kender. A Neutral Evil person will pray to Nerull (or the equivalent god) for some vile disease that will wipe out the kender. In a sublimely painful manner. A Chaotic Evil person will pray to Erynthul (or the equivalent god), sending him their thanks for alowing them to encounter something so--[i]satisfying[/i] to destroy. And then they'd kill a few more kender. [/QUOTE]
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