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Ok, then ... how WOULD the nine alignments deal with kender?
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<blockquote data-quote="Henry" data-source="post: 459749" data-attributes="member: 158"><p>Now, for the serious answer:</p><p></p><p>The Lawful Good person would attempt to give the kender a fair trial, before killing him.</p><p></p><p>The Neutral Good person would try to see the good in him, before killing him.</p><p></p><p>The Chaotic good person would give him a stern warning in order to preserve their personal space - and THEN kill him.</p><p></p><p>The Lawful Neutral person would order him to stand in an orderly fashion on the gibbet, be sure the rope was tight, and not to talk back.</p><p></p><p>The True neutral person would count his money and all personal belongings, before killing the kender just as a preventative measure.</p><p></p><p>The Chaotic Neutral person would tear his hair out and go mad with trying to get back all of the items the kender stole from him - before killing said kender.</p><p></p><p>The Lawful Evil person would put the kender to the rack to make the kender confess his crimes. After all, balls of string, pretty-colored sticks, and chips of blue glass are hard to come by these days.</p><p></p><p>The Neutral evil person would put the kender to the rack because today is Thursday, and Thursday is Rack Day.</p><p></p><p>And FINALLY, the Chaotic Evil person would begin flipping through the Book of Vile Darkness and taking notes, before trying to kill the kender.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Henry, post: 459749, member: 158"] Now, for the serious answer: The Lawful Good person would attempt to give the kender a fair trial, before killing him. The Neutral Good person would try to see the good in him, before killing him. The Chaotic good person would give him a stern warning in order to preserve their personal space - and THEN kill him. The Lawful Neutral person would order him to stand in an orderly fashion on the gibbet, be sure the rope was tight, and not to talk back. The True neutral person would count his money and all personal belongings, before killing the kender just as a preventative measure. The Chaotic Neutral person would tear his hair out and go mad with trying to get back all of the items the kender stole from him - before killing said kender. The Lawful Evil person would put the kender to the rack to make the kender confess his crimes. After all, balls of string, pretty-colored sticks, and chips of blue glass are hard to come by these days. The Neutral evil person would put the kender to the rack because today is Thursday, and Thursday is Rack Day. And FINALLY, the Chaotic Evil person would begin flipping through the Book of Vile Darkness and taking notes, before trying to kill the kender. [/QUOTE]
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