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<blockquote data-quote="jonesy" data-source="post: 5319424" data-attributes="member: 10324">&quot;911. Please state the nature of your emergency.&quot;&quot;I'm calling from the Internet! There's a guy here who claims that Curry's paradox proves the non-existance of thermodynamics!&quot;&quot;How exactly is this our problem?&quot;&quot;I can't measure the causal temperature of the likelihood principle divided by the number of YouTube comments!&quot;&quot;Oh my! I am alerting a tactical response unit. Has he tried violating Godwin's Law yet?&quot;&quot;No, but he said something about Australian volleyball scores! I'm SCARED.&quot;&quot;Ma'am, please try and stay calm and avoid all caps. Under no circumstances link your posts to his. Stay on the line until Spatial Word Assault Trichotomy gets there!&quot;&quot;His argumentum ad nauseam is beginning to turn into cognitive dissonance! We are running out of red tape and forward error corrections!&quot;&quot;Try proving a formal fallacy! You must make him understand that he is in danger of becoming an anecdotal evidence chain! Can you hear me? Ma'am? Bueller?&quot;. . .&quot;Hello? Am I speaking to a 911 operator? This is captain Foucalt. I am the on scene S.W.A.T commander.&quot;&quot;Thanks be to the pendulum! Is the lady I was talking to unharmed?&quot;&quot;Yes. Our hazardous materials unit is hosing her down with a Goldbach Conjecture as we speak.&quot;&quot;What about the man she called about?&quot;&quot;No sign of him. He must have divided by zero when he saw us coming. We did find an infinite set of perpetual motion fallacies at the location. They appear to have no attached De Broglie–Bohm theories. Which is nice. We are taking them back to HQ now for deconstruction.&quot;&quot;Good work, captain. I am cancelling the Anti-realism alert. Take five. Actually, in the current economical situation, you better take four.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="jonesy, post: 5319424, member: 10324"] "911. Please state the nature of your emergency." "I'm calling from the Internet! There's a guy here who claims that Curry's paradox proves the non-existance of thermodynamics!" "How exactly is this our problem?" "I can't measure the causal temperature of the likelihood principle divided by the number of YouTube comments!" "Oh my! I am alerting a tactical response unit. Has he tried violating Godwin's Law yet?" "No, but he said something about Australian volleyball scores! I'm SCARED." "Ma'am, please try and stay calm and avoid all caps. Under no circumstances link your posts to his. Stay on the line until Spatial Word Assault Trichotomy gets there!" "His argumentum ad nauseam is beginning to turn into cognitive dissonance! We are running out of red tape and forward error corrections!" "Try proving a formal fallacy! You must make him understand that he is in danger of becoming an anecdotal evidence chain! Can you hear me? Ma'am? Bueller?" . . . "Hello? Am I speaking to a 911 operator? This is captain Foucalt. I am the on scene S.W.A.T commander." "Thanks be to the pendulum! Is the lady I was talking to unharmed?" "Yes. Our hazardous materials unit is hosing her down with a Goldbach Conjecture as we speak." "What about the man she called about?" "No sign of him. He must have divided by zero when he saw us coming. We did find an infinite set of perpetual motion fallacies at the location. They appear to have no attached De Broglie–Bohm theories. Which is nice. We are taking them back to HQ now for deconstruction." "Good work, captain. I am cancelling the Anti-realism alert. Take five. Actually, in the current economical situation, you better take four." [/QUOTE]

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