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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Moe Ronalds" data-source="post: 217494" data-attributes="member: 2083">217) When the players verify that the pie is, in fact, apple, start playing Bye Bye Miss American Pie. 218) Make golems made out of the stupidest materials, example: Spam, Feces, Hair, Spit, Cats, flour, flowers, pizza or fingernail clippings. 219) Make your next Arch-Villain extremely flamboyant, and girly. Give him a pet pitbull that he dresses up in outfits exactly like his (which tend to resemble those of Mimi on the drew carrey show, and, if you want to be real sick, make them rather... revealing.) Make him a huge show off as well. 220) Make it so that gnomes in your campaign world everywhere are being turned to the darkside by an evil god. Make some of them the most evil beings you can think of, and rather twisted individuals. (You step into the cottage and see a smiling, red-faced gnome with blue eyes. He politely greets you and- Player1: GNOME!!!! KILL IT!!!!!!) Oh wait, I forgot, I'm already doing that.221) Every other adventure is dark, scary, and has totally sick villains, make the adventures borderline acceptable, the sort of stuff that you'd nearly throw up after hearing.  All the others are like the three stooges strike back, or looney toons.</blockquote>