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Message: <blockquote data-quote="DM with a vengence" data-source="post: 362508" data-attributes="member: 1679">878) Have the low-level, small, humanoid grunts (kobolds, goblins, kender and so on) attack chanting.  "We're gonna cut 'cher TONKERS off! We're gonna cut 'cher TONKERS off!"  Describe how they swing their weapons towards the PC's groins.879) After defeating the grunts and other assorted monsters, they reach the lair of the BBEG, who intones dramatically.  "Now I'm gonna cut your TONKERS off!"880) He is sitting on a giant rotting mound of... How can I put this so as to not get Eric's Grandma riled up?  Oh yeah, that's it...TONKERS!!!881)  Give this bad guy or any other the Power Word: Castration spell.882) Regeneration does not work on area affected by Power Word: Castration, you need an expensive Wish or Miracle.883)  They reach town, and find all the children playing a game like a combination between marbles and hop-scotch, but with the chant "We're gonna cut 'cher TONKERS off!"</blockquote>