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Message: <blockquote data-quote="MerakSpielman" data-source="post: 371755" data-attributes="member: 7464">913: Instead, bring a cute, friendly pig. You can get them reasonably cheap in the country (not one of those expensive pot-bellied pigs). Bring it to several games. Let the players get used to it, even those that at first think a pet pig is a bit odd. Give it a cute, cuddly name and teach it a trick or two.Then one day, when the players show up, have some BBQ pork chops on the table and no pig anywhere to be seen.Say nothing. Pretend you never had a pig if asked. Eat your pork chops loudly and occasionally mutter under your breath something that sounds kind of like the pigs name.It's up to you if you want to really slaughter the pig or just give it away and buy pork chops, but never tell your players the truth.</blockquote>