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Message: <blockquote data-quote="J. Alexander" data-source="post: 3679195" data-attributes="member: 28453">Reasons I went over the EdgeThe comment being made that i have been driven over the edge I offer the following reasons why such may have occured:Players getting out a calculator to figure the area of effect for a fireball or to calculate just how much weight a brige should stand.Individuals playing the only fighters in the party yet seem to spend their time running around for the perfect attack leaving the magicusers and thiefs to stand toe to toe with big bad ugly creatures.Individuals who play gnome who use the gnomish nose as a subsitute for the male member.Evil players who make frozen adult beverages with which to distract the dm.DM who create havoc among player characters and cause a major crises in the local thieves guild with just a simple blueberry doughnut.Players characters who stage a mock assissination of one another that dam near ignites a civil war when the kingdom is already at war.Players waiting till the DM takes a sip of wine then making a comment about what their character is going to do which causes the dm to choke and stain the old fashion dm screnes with red wine.Having a player character in a group who consistley rolls that magic 00 or 01...causing the dm to ban the use of a particular set of dice ( I still think they were loaded)But perhaps one of the best excues is playing d and d with certain individuals for over 20 years who grew up to be two lawyers and two mental health professionals.</blockquote>

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