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<blockquote data-quote="I'm A Banana" data-source="post: 4799520" data-attributes="member: 2067">Man, I kind of miss the interior decorating skills of a 2e or 3e wizard...Warrior: &quot;Hey, did that mountain move while I was on the crapper?&quot;Wizard: &quot;Yeah, I got bored waiting here and cast Move Earth. The mountain is now a few feet to the south.&quot;Warrior: &quot;You....moved the mountain?&quot;Wizard: &quot;It's better like this.&quot;Warrior: &quot;Better?&quot;Wizard: &quot;You know, Feng Shui.&quot;Warrior: &quot;I know? Feng Shui?&quot;Wizard: &quot;Yeah. Mountain was kind of blocking the yin-yang. The planet has, like, hella chi flow now. So much maximum better.&quot;Warrior: &quot;The chi flow? Of the planet?&quot;Wizard: &quot;Right. Feng Shui. Like when you move around furniture and put down carpets and stuff.&quot;Warrior: &quot;So the...er...the planet's chi...it's OK now? Now that you rearranged the furniture...of the planet? &quot;Wizard: &quot;It's not bad. Maybe once we get into the dungeon I'll use Animate Object move around the torture devices and the idols and the altar to the dark gods. You know. Spruce up the joint a bit.&quot;Warrior: &quot;I see...because those goblins probably really need to have the yin-yang of their dungeon unblocked.&quot;Wizard: &quot;Right. They'll walk into a room, and it'll just feel so open!&quot;Warrior: &quot;Hey, did you memorize Detect Sarcasm?&quot;Wizard: &quot;No, why, will we be encountering some....oh....&quot;Warrior: &quot;Right.&quot;Wizard: &quot;You know my INT is 18.&quot;Warrior: &quot;Is that because of your Feng Shui here?&quot;Wizard: &quot;Er....no...&quot;Warrior: &quot;Right then. Good for you. Off we go.&quot;3e Wizards: Butt-kicking librarians who minored in Interior Decorating.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="I'm A Banana, post: 4799520, member: 2067"] Man, I kind of miss the interior decorating skills of a 2e or 3e wizard... Warrior: "Hey, did that mountain move while I was on the crapper?" Wizard: "Yeah, I got bored waiting here and cast [I]Move Earth[/I]. The mountain is now a few feet to the south." Warrior: "You....moved the mountain?" Wizard: "It's better like this." Warrior: "Better?" Wizard: "You know, Feng Shui." Warrior: "I know? Feng Shui?" Wizard: "Yeah. Mountain was kind of blocking the yin-yang. The planet has, like, hella chi flow now. So much maximum better." Warrior: "The chi flow? Of the planet?" Wizard: "Right. Feng Shui. Like when you move around furniture and put down carpets and stuff." Warrior: "So the...er...the planet's chi...it's OK now? Now that you rearranged the furniture...of the planet? " Wizard: "It's not bad. Maybe once we get into the dungeon I'll use [I]Animate Object[/I] move around the torture devices and the idols and the altar to the dark gods. You know. Spruce up the joint a bit." Warrior: "I see...because those goblins probably really need to have the yin-yang of their dungeon unblocked." Wizard: "Right. They'll walk into a room, and it'll just feel so open!" Warrior: "Hey, did you memorize [I]Detect Sarcasm[/I]?" Wizard: "No, why, will we be encountering some....oh...." Warrior: "Right." Wizard: "You know my INT is 18." Warrior: "Is that because of your Feng Shui here?" Wizard: "Er....no..." Warrior: "Right then. Good for you. Off we go." 3e Wizards: Butt-kicking librarians who minored in Interior Decorating. [/QUOTE]

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