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Message: <blockquote data-quote="I'm A Banana" data-source="post: 257468" data-attributes="member: 2067">Bah, there is a deception!Outside the entrace to these two rooms, a sign sits, with words on it "FREE PIE!"But, there is a seceret. The pie is also evil. Er, I mean Evil. It's a horrid pie made of evilness. Evilness.Choose the wrong pie, and it casts the spells that makes your party fall down.If you slay the pie, it will retaliate with it's undead spirit 'cuz it's spirit is in a filakterie, like a lich. It will say "Blarg! I am ded!" but it will live FOREVERUnless your epic heroz can stop them! It. The pie of evilness. Evilness, i mean, I mean, I mean.U cant dectect evil 'cuz it's not evil it's Evil, and even if you could detect Evil, it's got enuf Evil in it to kill your mind ded. Or a pie crust of mynd shyldyng. I spelt it like that 'cuz it's elfish, and everyone noz elfs make the best pies. The orc izn't Evil, though, not even evil. It's jus' neutral and misunderstood. I think I'm gonna make the PC's evil (little e, so they're not mad) after they kill the innocent orc for guarding his pie lunch food.Unless the PC's do it as an act of mercy so teh pie of Evil doesn't corrupt him or blast his mind with it's drow powers. It's got those, and the room is dark so it keeps them.If the PC's kill it to save it, are they evil? They killt the gud guy, even tho it was for his own gud. ARGH! AlInGmEnTz SuK cUz ThEy ArE nOt ReAlIsTiC! I should never use them, and you are a sucky power-gaming munchkin if you do!Like my friend Todd, who played a paladin with a sword of evil, I mean Evil, but didn't atone and he sayd "Who carez about paladinz anyway, this game should have anti-paladinz because all good isn't realistic and they should be like ninjas or pirates."I kinda agree with him, but he's a sucky power gamer anyway 'cuz he comitted sooihside (sp?) just 'cuz the DM destroyed his +2 vorpal bladed gauntlets of frostbrand paladinhood, back when he thought paladinz were all kewl from 2e, but they're not hahahaha. And they were sundered by a kobold, hahahaha he sux. I kilt the kobold with my friend's help, and then we looted his body 'cuz he still had other good stuff on him, not just the gauntlets. But then we just wanted to win and get it over with, so we went to fight the dragon, and our dumb DM kilt us rite away. I think he was angrie at the player of the paladin and just taking it out on us.Anyway, I think paladins are kinda dumb and that ninja are pretty awesome, so awesome they have to be a prestige class!!!!!!11 Ninjas don't even have to be evil or Evil, and they can kill things like an assassin. Hahahahaha. Assassin is funny 'cuz my friends and I always mumble the last syllable, and sometimes my mom gets angrie, but I say she's dumb and would burn my D+D books if this were the '80's, and I'm so glad it's not 'cuz Xians suk.Hm.....yeah, I think I hit most of the bases with that one. Forgive me, it's late for me. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile    :)"  data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /></blockquote>

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