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<blockquote data-quote=":: TrigCove ::" data-source="post: 794217">Here's one for ya....[CORE ETHOS SENTENCE]Across the windswept plains of the Red Continent the wodka flows, the atom glows, and the KGB knows.[WHO ARE THE HEROES?]Downtrodden members of the proletariat who cast off the oppresive chains of theirbourgeois slavemasters by engaging in mighty deeds worthy of song, such as:-standing in line for toilet paper!-informing on friends and family!-praising Comrade Stah-leen!-standing in line again!-executing a &quot;Crazy Ivan!&quot; -infiltrating the mysterious &quot;Gulags!&quot;-redistributing wealth!-releasing massive amounts of radiation![WHAT DO THEY DO?]The main objective of the heroes is to be afraid--for someday, little nanuschka, they WILL comefor you. When the heroes are not busy being afraid, they attempt to brainwash each other byspouting ridiculous pseudo-aphorisms about Communism vs. Capitalism or some other such nonsenseism.[THREATS, CONFLICTS, VILLAINS]The main threat to the Red Continent is everybody who is not Comrade Stah-leen. After that, it's everybody who is not KGB. After that, it's everybody who is not standing in line.[NATURE OF MAGIC]&nbsp;*LENIN!*[WHAT'S NEW, WHAT'S DIFFERENT?]New? Different? Wut is dis, comrade--some kind of sick Imperialist jokeski? The Yankee Dogbarks at the moon because he is *Different*, and knows his soul is stained black with Capitalistbank transactions. One would think you are a bourgeois pinky-sticker asking such question!There is only one question you should be asking, comrade: &quot;would you like fries wif dot, Imperialist stooge?&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE=":: TrigCove ::, post: 794217"] Here's one for ya.... [CORE ETHOS SENTENCE] Across the windswept plains of the Red Continent the wodka flows, the atom glows, and the KGB knows. [WHO ARE THE HEROES?] Downtrodden members of the proletariat who cast off the oppresive chains of their bourgeois slavemasters by engaging in mighty deeds worthy of song, such as: -standing in line for toilet paper! -informing on friends and family! -praising Comrade Stah-leen! -standing in line again! -executing a "Crazy Ivan!" -infiltrating the mysterious "Gulags!" -redistributing wealth! -releasing massive amounts of radiation! [WHAT DO THEY DO?] The main objective of the heroes is to be afraid--for someday, little nanuschka, they WILL come for you. When the heroes are not busy being afraid, they attempt to brainwash each other by spouting ridiculous pseudo-aphorisms about Communism vs. Capitalism or some other such nonsenseism. [THREATS, CONFLICTS, VILLAINS] The main threat to the Red Continent is everybody who is not Comrade Stah-leen. After that, it's everybody who is not KGB. After that, it's everybody who is not standing in line. [NATURE OF MAGIC] *LENIN!* [WHAT'S NEW, WHAT'S DIFFERENT?] New? Different? Wut is dis, comrade--some kind of sick Imperialist jokeski? The Yankee Dog barks at the moon because he is *Different*, and knows his soul is stained black with Capitalist bank transactions. One would think you are a bourgeois pinky-sticker asking such question! There is only one question you should be asking, comrade: "would you like fries wif dot, Imperialist stooge?" [/QUOTE]

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